To protect Padme, Anakin has to become the new decoy Queen Amidala. This includes the ridiculous dresses and full makeup. (We will say he just needs to be seen from a distance, for plausibility's sake).

I would love to see:
- Anakin making friends with Padme's handmaidens
- Padme and Anakin making out (or other things) while he's all dressed up
- They get attacked and Anakin can't blow his cover in public, so Padme protects him
- Obi Wan being far too amused and milking the situation for all its worth in his usual deadpan way

(If you want to throw Obi-Wan in, enjoying Queen Anakin as much as Padme does, feel free :D )