Total crack. I'm about 3000% sure that no one else wants this but I thought of it and now I can't get it out of my head. So I came up with this scenario that I think is way funnier than it probably actually is, where Luke and Anakin are both at the same bar getting wasted and looking for someone to screw because they just broke up with their boyfriends. They end up meeting each other and hitting it off, so they go to one of their houses and are about to have sex...and it turns out that they are both the bottomiest bottoms in the world. Commence arguing. ("How could you not tell that I'm a bottom? Was the whole 'innocent farm boy' vibe not obvious enough for you?")

Maybe they do have sex, maybe they don't. Maybe they flip a coin to see who has to top. ("We are not determining whose dick goes in whose ass by flipping a coin!" "Well I don't see you suggesting any better ideas!") But what I really want is for them to bond and realize they have kind of a lot of stuff in common (grew up in the same shitty town, dead parents, etc.). And to share stories about their exes ("He got super religious and gave me all this bullshit about how he can't have attachments because they'll lead him down the 'dark side.' Whatever the fuck that is." "Oh yeah, well my boyfriend left me for my twin sister.") And then they become bffs.

Honestly I might end up writing this myself because now I want it really bad.