YEAH, like. you think he's hot too??? OH THANK GOD/FORCE/GODS/SPIRITS/WHATEVER, I'm not the only one having a crisis of sexuality over here. the Force-sensitive ones, the ones that Luke's teaching to be Jedi, have stories about Anakin, and they pull them out at every meeting. like, three drinks in and somebody's just like "AND I TOOK MY PERSONAL DROID TO HIM LIKE, WHY THE FUCK NOT, AND HE JUST. LIT THE FUCK UP. LIKE. HUGE GRIN, ohdearspiritshe'ssohot."
Leia's looking at this entire disaster like, "what. what. do none of you. do none of you realize that's weirdly creepy, jesus fuck, Anakin, move on." Luke is seriously considering referring all these people asking if his dad is ready to mingle now to Leia, just to get a few moments' peace. Ahsoka has probably bought herself a tub of popcorn and is filling up the new Jedi Temple's archives with, like, vids of people hitting on Anakin in increasingly unsubtle ways.
Re: title: oh shit he's hot
Leia's looking at this entire disaster like, "what. what. do none of you. do none of you realize that's weirdly creepy, jesus fuck, Anakin, move on." Luke is seriously considering referring all these people asking if his dad is ready to mingle now to Leia, just to get a few moments' peace. Ahsoka has probably bought herself a tub of popcorn and is filling up the new Jedi Temple's archives with, like, vids of people hitting on Anakin in increasingly unsubtle ways.