So, despite Padmé's figure concealing gowns, a very large group of senators, friends and most importantly, the holonet, have noticed and have rightly guessed she's pregnant.

The supposed father according to gossip rags (and increasingly more serious media outlets)? Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, of course!!

And so ensue the greatest comedy of errors ever seen in the GFFA. Make me cry with laughter, please.

+100, somehow this all ends up being just what was needed to restore trust between Anakin and Obi-Wan (and saving the galaxy maybe?).
+1000, somehow through it Anakin and Padmé fall for Obi-Wan and plot to entice and ensnare him into their bed and lives.