After Padme's funeral, Vader sneaks into her burial chamber and has sex with her corpse (by the way of using the hilt of his lightsaber, since he was badly injured in Mustafar and cannot have sex anymore) and chants some weird Sith spell (let's pretend Sheev had a spellbook that brings people and things back to life and Anakin stole it from his room one night) and Padme comes back alive!
With one major problem. Padme is missing a good chunk of her memories (she can only remember events up to TPM, so physically she may be 28, but mentally she is 13 or 14). But Vader doesn't give a fuck. As long as she doesn't remember Obi Wan, the Younglings or her precious Republic, all will be good in the world.
Vader and the resurrected Padme will have to go on the run because Sheev had found out about Vader stealing his book and he is having Stormtroopers chase him down. They are chased to the end of the galaxy and end up hiding in the most remote part.
+1000 points if Vader starts reeducating Padme +30000 points if Padme starts exhibiting zombie-like behavior +2000 points if Padme regains her memories +5000 points if Vader's life support system starts acting up
Vader/Padme-Necrophilia, Resurrection, Memory Loss, Road Trip
With one major problem. Padme is missing a good chunk of her memories (she can only remember events up to TPM, so physically she may be 28, but mentally she is 13 or 14). But Vader doesn't give a fuck. As long as she doesn't remember Obi Wan, the Younglings or her precious Republic, all will be good in the world.
Vader and the resurrected Padme will have to go on the run because Sheev had found out about Vader stealing his book and he is having Stormtroopers chase him down. They are chased to the end of the galaxy and end up hiding in the most remote part.
+1000 points if Vader starts reeducating Padme
+30000 points if Padme starts exhibiting zombie-like behavior
+2000 points if Padme regains her memories
+5000 points if Vader's life support system starts acting up