OMG! OP! THANK YOU for introducing me to Dr. McNinja! It's so hilarious! I am in love with issue one half! think I'm going to have to fill your prompt out of sheer gratitude!

But unfortunately I've never actually written crack before. Is it okay if it's slightly more serious as long as the beard still grows only by willpower? Or perhaps you could rec a few of your favorite crack stories to help me get a feel for it? I know Dr. McNinja is sorta cracky, but writting fics is different from comics!