starwarskinkmeme | Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

Rules For Everyone:

YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want.
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Redeemed Vader joins the rebellion, gets real medical treatment and skin grafts and his hair grows back, etc etc. Once that's all done, a number of people (especially Leia) are rather horrified to discover that he's actually kind of a babe. Worse, there are people noticing who are not horrified, who are CURIOUS.

Anakin, of course, just spent half his life locked away in a life support suit, and even if he hadn't he'd still be married to the memory of Padmé until the end of time. He is comedically oblivious.

Bonus if Aphra is there and not at all subtle about staring at his ass.

Triple bonus for asexual!Luke who also doesn't get what's going on.

Yes! especially the Aphra part!

no Aphra here, mostly bc I. have not read the comics. oops. and I think this is more ace!Luke than anything.

There's a lot of things Luke expected, after all is said and done, after the trial's finished, after all the surgeries and the crying and his father's started down the tentative road to reconciling with Leia. People wondering what he was thinking, sure. People outright suggesting Darth Vader's playing some kind of long game, sure.

But getting dragged into a broom closet by Lieutenant Mari is not one of them, and neither's the question she poses.

"Why is your father so hot?" she hisses.

Luke blinks. "What," he says.

"Your dad," Mari whispers. "Your dad. Who was Darth Vader. Is fucking hot." She grips his shirt tight, a wild look in her mostly-black eyes. "Why is his ass so nice."

"Why are you telling me all of this?" Luke asks, confusion and embarrassment bubbling up within him.

"Because if I told Dameron and Bey and Tuck they would never let me live it down," Mari says. "Never, do you understand?" She pauses, then adds, desperately, "Please don't tell them. I want to live without Tuck telling me I've got a crush on--on--"

"My father," says Luke.

"He looks really nice!" Mari all but wails. "He's fucking hot and I am weak, okay, I'm a sucker for hot guys with incredible hair--"

And that's how Han finds Luke with an armful of crying Lieutenant Mari in a very cramped broom closet, patting her back and awkwardly saying, there, there. Every so often Mari gives a little hiccuping sob that sounds vaguely like why.

Han's brow creases. "Did she not know--"

"She does," Luke says. "It isn't a secret."

"So why're you two in a closet?" Han asks.

Mari makes a strangled noise against Luke's chest.

"That's confidential," says Luke.

--

Mari, as it turns out, is not the only one who's had this observation. She's just one of the few who's decided to tell Luke about it. At least, that's how Luke figures, because he catches one of the Force-sensitive teenagers--my name's N'rvol, sir--he's giving lessons to staring after his father with a particularly curious look.

For a second Luke's about to reprimand them for staring, because no matter what he's done, Anakin Skywalker's still his father, but then he gets closer and sees the look. There's no revulsion or disgust, just--a strange sort of curiosity, and a flaring in the Force around them.

One that Luke has seen once or twice before, in both Leia and Han, and look where they are now.

His father turns around. Blinks at N'rvol, who splutters and whips around and runs away, shouting after their friends to wait up, you kriffing maniacs, don't leave!

Luke sees his father's shoulders slump visibly, blue eyes darting downwards, before he looks back up and huffs out a breath.

"I don't know what's worse," he says, "pretending they weren't staring or not even bothering with pretending."

"I'd rather they didn't stare at all," says Luke, thinking of Mari sobbing into his shirt.

His father gestures to himself. "Did you really think they wouldn't, knowing what I did?" he asks, and that's when Luke realizes his father has no idea of the interest he's stoked in N'rvol.

Oh, Luke vaguely realizes, bantha shit.

--

Ahsoka says, "So I saw the strangest thing today," when Luke opens his apartment's door.

"And?" Luke asks, stepping aside to let his father's former Padawan in. She's much taller than he is, and there's a grin on her face that makes Luke think of his fellow pilots in Red Squadron, smiling innocently at him after scattering rose petals around the Millennium Falcon and stringing up a great big banner screaming CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW APARTMENT for Leia and Han to see.

(It had originally been CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SEX until Luke got brought in on the prank and pointed out that, actually, he had barely been able to sleep for some time on Hoth. And after Endor. And--well, any time he and his sister slept in adjacent rooms.)

"Where's Anakin?" Ahsoka asks, turning around. "He should hear about this."

"Father's out with Leia right now," says Luke. "Is it urgent? I could comm him--"

"Nope," says Ahsoka, dropping onto the couch and pulling out a flimsi with a grainy picture of his father's face on it, the picture obviously taken during the Clone Wars. "I just wanted to let him know the fan club's back."

"The what," says Luke, feeling a headache coming on.

"He didn't tell you," says Ahsoka, her grin turning positively evil, "but Anakin used to have a small fan club." She pauses. "Not small, actually. Huge. They called themselves the 501st--after the actual 501st, and I can tell you they were personally flattered by the attention." She gestures to the poster, and says, "And now they're back! A little smaller than before, but back."

"How'd you find out?" Luke asks.

"I ran into someone who was handing these out just outside," she says. "I think he was ready to faint when he realized who I was. Gave me his last flimsi and asked if I could speak at their next meeting, or if I could get Anakin to do it." There's a mischievous glint in her eye when she adds, "What do you think? Should I go?"

Luke opens his mouth, just as the door opens to let his father in.

"Skyguy!" says Ahsoka.

"Snips!" says Anakin, and in a flash they're hugging. "Ow, ow, careful, I need those lungs--"

"You never said you had a fan club," says Luke.

"Oh," says Anakin, as Ahsoka lets go. He looks and sounds less than pleased at the news. "What has Ahsoka been telling you?"

"Just things I'm sure you left out," says Ahsoka, "like the time on Asion when we met one of your fans and ze had to save your ass because you were trying to be impressive--"

"Snips!"

--

"So," says Tuck, sitting down next to Luke.

Luke raises an eyebrow. "Yes?"

"Is your father single?" he asks.

Luke picks his lunch up. "I just realized," he says, "I have to meet with Leia today." It's utter bullshit, he doesn't have any pressing matters, but he does not want to have to field questions about his father's dating status while he's having lunch.

"You didn't answer my question!" Tuck shouts after him, and Luke speeds up the pace. He can't get away from here fast enough.

Eeeee, this is so great! I love Mari's distress, and Luke's "what, why are you telling me this." And of course Anakin would assume it was hostile, judgy staring. And Ahsoka! I love Ahsoka in post-ROTJ stories! Thank you anon, this made my morning :)

poor Mari did not expect to be blindsided by Anakin Skywalker being a goddamn babe, wow. just. wow. (she starts a small club for fellow rebels who have Crushes on Darth Fucking Vader. they meet up every Friday to wail about it and drink themselves stupid. Ahsoka knows about these meetings and finds them hilarious.) ((Luke does not. Luke just wants them to pls stop asking him.))

tbf, he's had hostile, judgy stares tossed his way before. at this point, the idea that he could get any other kind, much less the "hot DAMN I wanna climb that like a tree" kind, has not actually crossed his mind, he's got a bad case of tunnel vision and a guilt complex the size of Coruscant. he won't figure it out until somebody outright tries to seduce him, which will probably end in awkwardness and "NO I AM MARRIED GO AWAY".

god, I love Ahsoka. she's amazing. she'd better live.

Would it be fair to say that it's as much a support group as a fanclub? Or that it at least started as one, until the members gained confidence from being around each other. Like when fans of a creepy or problematic ship get together and find out they are not alone, SOMEONE ELSE SEES IT TOO.

At first the "I'm married" line puts people off, until Ahsoka outs him and tells people his wife has been dead for *twenty years.* And then his devotion will just look ~romantic~ and encourage people more.

I know, right? It's funny, at first I rolled my eyes at giving Anakin a teenage girl apprentice, TCW was supposed to be about Anakin and Obi-Wan! But man, she won me over hard. Good job, show.

YEAH, like. you think he's hot too??? OH THANK GOD/FORCE/GODS/SPIRITS/WHATEVER, I'm not the only one having a crisis of sexuality over here. the Force-sensitive ones, the ones that Luke's teaching to be Jedi, have stories about Anakin, and they pull them out at every meeting. like, three drinks in and somebody's just like "AND I TOOK MY PERSONAL DROID TO HIM LIKE, WHY THE FUCK NOT, AND HE JUST. LIT THE FUCK UP. LIKE. HUGE GRIN, ohdearspiritshe'ssohot."

Leia's looking at this entire disaster like, "what. what. do none of you. do none of you realize that's weirdly creepy, jesus fuck, Anakin, move on." Luke is seriously considering referring all these people asking if his dad is ready to mingle now to Leia, just to get a few moments' peace. Ahsoka has probably bought herself a tub of popcorn and is filling up the new Jedi Temple's archives with, like, vids of people hitting on Anakin in increasingly unsubtle ways.

I'm imagining that the old, pre-Vader fanclub had zines, and Ahsoka unearths a few. To be helpful. The new fans have a rather different sort of attitude about Anakin and their own feelings, but it's still nice to get some sense of history. And some of the old Anakin/Obi-Wan fic was pretty hot.

Anakin is like "it's not creepy, it's TRUE LOVE, I don't want to move on! And are you seriously suggesting I should date, is that what you actually want to happen here."

:DDDD Poor Luke!

please someone give Luke a break, he really doesn't get why everyone wants to bang his dad so much.

Poor Luke is so done and Annie has no fucking clue.

Luke Skywalker is not here for this, goddammit. he's trying to teach here. (asking him is carrying much less risk than asking Leia, though. and of course nobody's going to outright tell Anakin they want to bang him like a drum at this stage.)

awww this was so adorable! and hooray for including ahsoka!

thank you! Ahsoka is way too amused by all this, honestly. she has plans for introducing Anakin to Lieutenant Mari and her tiny little club of distraught rebels and ex-Imperials with great big crushes on Darth Vader.

This is hilarious and I would read like 5000 more words of this idea. And yay you added Ahsoka! I'm watching The Clone Wars series for the first time through and I've been converted. She is adorable.

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Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

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