In a magically happy parallel universe where Anakin didn't Fuck Up Everything, Padme lives and she and Anakin raise the twins together. Unfortunately, neither of them have a damn clue what to do with kids.
Padme is a tired/busy working mom, Anakin is a stay at home dad who doesn't know how to live as a civilian or childproof a house. The maids and nannies keep quitting because even as babies the twins keep levitating stuff and themselves until Anakin resorts to custom cleaning droids and literally tethering the twins to their playpen like kites. Uncle Obi-Wan babysit sometimes, but he's just as clueless with very young children as Anakin.
Inspired by tweets about being a parent and the Parenting section of FailBlog.
"I let my 3-year-old make her own dinner. She put candy corn on top cold pizza. The apprentice has become the master." "We can't visit the Grand Canyon because I'm afraid you'll throw your brother over." "I'm at my most hostage negotiator when I see my 3 year old holding a permanent marker without the lid."
#ParentFail: Dad Anakin and Mom Padme have no idea what they are doing
Padme is a tired/busy working mom, Anakin is a stay at home dad who doesn't know how to live as a civilian or childproof a house. The maids and nannies keep quitting because even as babies the twins keep levitating stuff and themselves until Anakin resorts to custom cleaning droids and literally tethering the twins to their playpen like kites. Uncle Obi-Wan babysit sometimes, but he's just as clueless with very young children as Anakin.
Inspired by tweets about being a parent and the Parenting section of FailBlog.
"I let my 3-year-old make her own dinner. She put candy corn on top cold pizza. The apprentice has become the master."
"We can't visit the Grand Canyon because I'm afraid you'll throw your brother over."
"I'm at my most hostage negotiator when I see my 3 year old holding a permanent marker without the lid."