Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

[swkm_mod]

Rules For Everyone:

1. YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
2. All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want. 
3. RPF is allowed
4. All comments must be anon.  Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts: 

1. Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
2. You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar. 
3. You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt.  However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
4. Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
5. You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

1. Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
2. Art and other media fills are welcome.
3. Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
4. You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
5. You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill. 
6. If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. Sorry I forgot about this.

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Announcement: I have long neglected my modly duties, because I have been both way busier than I thought I would be (the shock of young adulthood amirite?), and y'know just me being a mess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . If anyone is inclined to help me mod, or at least categorize prompts on pinboard, please message swkm-mod @ tumblr. If you don't have a tumblr, still message me but on anon, and we will find another way to communicate.

Also, I have received a request for a prompt freeze. I'm thinking that might be a good idea, but I would like to get your opinion. Let me know what you think here.

Comments

#ParentFail: Dad Anakin and Mom Padme have no idea what they are doing

[(Anonymous)]

In a magically happy parallel universe where Anakin didn't Fuck Up Everything, Padme lives and she and Anakin raise the twins together. Unfortunately, neither of them have a damn clue what to do with kids.

Padme is a tired/busy working mom, Anakin is a stay at home dad who doesn't know how to live as a civilian or childproof a house. The maids and nannies keep quitting because even as babies the twins keep levitating stuff and themselves until Anakin resorts to custom cleaning droids and literally tethering the twins to their playpen like kites. Uncle Obi-Wan babysit sometimes, but he's just as clueless with very young children as Anakin.

Inspired by tweets about being a parent and the Parenting section of FailBlog.

"I let my 3-year-old make her own dinner. She put candy corn on top cold pizza. The apprentice has become the master."
"We can't visit the Grand Canyon because I'm afraid you'll throw your brother over."
"I'm at my most hostage negotiator when I see my 3 year old holding a permanent marker without the lid."