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Re: Random (mostly cracky) Prompt Generator

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What fun! Here were a few that came up:

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in a bookstore au trying to embarrass Grand Moff Tarkin.
The military history aisle has never seen so much direct conflict.

Padme Amidala and Kylo Ren in a pacific rim au looking for Luke Skywalker.
(Luke was behind the couch. His mother is scary. His nephew takes after her... and her sense of fashion)

Snoke and Chewbacca in a superheroes/villains au working for C-P3O.
C3PO is secretly in charge of everything, all of Star Wars is explained.

Padme Amidala and Cody in a Prohibition au seeking the wisdom of General Hux.
Mon Mothma and Maz Kanata in a Prohibition au bothering General Hux.
Hux comes from a long line of bootleggers.

Qui-gon Jinn and Asajj Ventress in a daemon/HDM au arguing with Darth Maul.
Everything needs more daemons.

Mon Mothma and Jango Fett as Dark Jedi foiling the plans of Jango Fett.
The question is, who's the clone?

Grand Moff Tarkin and Qui-gon Jinn in a superheroes/villains au plotting the downfall of Yoda.
There you have it. Yoda ordered the sith hit on Qui-gon. Poor Obi-Wan.

Poe Dameron and R2-D2 as fashion models being taught by Captain Phasma.
I think that this is the actual plot of TFA.

Asajj Ventress and Captain Phasma in the Rebellion Era romancing Rey.
They keep bringiner her more and more impressive kills and captures. Rey does not know how she attracted these two crazy ladies, but the attention is flattering and worrisome.

Grand Moff Tarkin and Ahsoka Tano as Dark Jedi raising a child version of BB-8.
You cannot convince me that this is not how BB8 is so convincingly cute. It's a trap.

Jango Fett and General Hux in a daemon/HDM au as children being raised by R2-D2.
I would read it.

Jessika Pava and Poe Dameron in a solarpunk au in a rivalry with Han Solo.
Pilots are very competitive. I want to see their solarpunk ships.

Poe Dameron and Darth Vader in a pacific rim au romancing Padme Amidala.
Despite the imminent apocolypse implyed by a pacific rim au, I still think that this would work out better for all invoved. Anakin cannot escape the Poe Doe Eyes when they're in sync.

Obi-wan Kenobi and Leia Organa as retail workers bothering Jabba the [Pizza] Hutt.
Unfortunately for Obi-wan, a life of service wasn't enough to retire on. He now works retail. This is Leia's last job before college.

Jabba the Hutt and Yoda as fashion models looking for Finn.
Get in line, gents, everyone's looking for Finn.

Jar Jar Binks and Jabba the Hutt as bounty hunters plotting the murder of C-P3O.
This was the crack prompt that convinced me to move on.

Thank you for the laughs!