starwarskinkmeme | Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

Rules For Everyone:

YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want.
RPF is allowed
~~All comments must be anon.~~ Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts:

Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar.
You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt. However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
Art and other media fills are welcome.
Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill.
If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. ~~Sorry I forgot about this.~~

Discussion Post | Ask A Mod | Filled Prompts Master Post | Searchable Prompts @ Pinboard [Updated to page 16]| AO3 Collection

Spin-off Community: StarWarsFruitBowl

Announcement: I have long neglected my modly duties, because I have been both way busier than I thought I would be (the shock of young adulthood amirite?), and y'know just me being a mess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . If anyone is inclined to help me mod, or at least categorize prompts on pinboard, please message swkm-mod @ tumblr. If you don't have a tumblr, still message me but on anon, and we will find another way to communicate.

Also, I have received a request for a prompt freeze. I'm thinking that might be a good idea, but I would like to get your opinion. Let me know what you think here.

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Bandomeer is where the Agricore grow future Jedi, using the Order's passed over initiates as breeding stock. Obi-Wan has no idea, Qui-Gon is looking forward to fulfilling his duty.

Im going to cry since this was never finished

Omega!Luke. Post ANH there's a lot of mystery surrounding Luke Skywalker, even among the rebels. He even seemed to disappear off the radar for a bit before the events of ESB.

This is actually because he had Han's baby during that time. They're thrilled of course but it was hardly the best time to start a family, it was just their spirits were so high after their victory and getting together and everything. When the news leaks out across the Galaxy the Empire is annoyed because this little omega is being all powerhouse while also having having kids and everything.

Bonus:
1. Vader being not too impressed with Han and maybe seeing the freezing as retribution. Maybe he doesn't think his son should be training, or maybe the opposite, and he doesn't see why Luke can't be a Sith, and seeks communication with his grandchild, with the apparent intention of convincing the Emperor to accept them as pupils.
2. Luke is pregnant again after the events of ESB. Maybe Vader tries to appeal to him for the sake of the baby to remain with him.
3. Luke is captured by Vader and Leia (and possibly Lando) has to bust him, Han, and the kids out of their respective prisons.

Obi-wan raises Luke. He started the trip to Tattooine to give Luke to Owen and Beru. Then found himself unable to part with his nephew.

What if the academy Luke was whining about going to was actually a dance academy? Specifically ballet.

Don't mind if Luke's still a great pilot and everything, but he's also a cracking dancer. He dances for the morale of the Rebellion. He dances for hope.

Bonus:

1. Give me perplexed!Dad Vader whenever they get round to meeting each other.
2. Han likes it. He likes it a lot.

Obi-wan is trans. He transitioned to male as a prepubescent. But put off surgical "normalization" due to becoming Anakin's Master then the Clone Wars. He planned on getting the surgery when he had more time. After going into hiding Obi-wan passes as a woman to hide.

+Obi-wan raises Luke as his son.
++Obi-wan is captured, becoming Vader's Trophy

Before separating Luke and Leia a message explaining that they are twins hidden to protect them from the Empire was recorded by Bail an Obi-wan. To be played by Artoo the first time Luke and Leia were alone together. This was a fail safe to reunite the twins if Bail an Obi-wan were to die without telling them.

I had just read the latest update for Darkened Family by Kj_Feyborn https://archiveofourown.org/works/15248763/chapters/35368485 . An thought no one has written a story where Palpatine got pregnant. Obi-wan still becomes a Jedi. Palpatine didn't give his baby to the Jedi, he realised Obi-wan is his son sometime after Naboo before Order 66.

Can I get a squirmy embarrassed Obi-Wan who has to pee during a really long council meeting? Basically Obi-Wan trying to be discreet because he won't allow himself to show weakness, but everyone pretty much figures it out anyways and is really amused. They can either take pity and call a break or not. Of course he's going to be stubborn and try to wait until it is over, but can he? ;)

So I don't know if this meme is still alive, but I found it andd I'm going through the prompts right now (one of them bit me, so there's that...). And it inspired me to ask for this:

So, attachments are bad for jedi? Obviously you can't trust teenagers (or even padawans at all) with sex, they're too emotional. Friends with benefits or even proper romantic relationships among Jedi who can manage their emotions (Knights and masters) are acceptable.
Which means that the average Jedi is a virgin until they're knighted - and then, they are offered sex by very nearly every knight and master. Just to try it out. Learn from your fellows' experiences. Y'know.

Of course what with Qui-Gon's death, Obi-Wan was very much Not In The Mood right after he was knighted, and so his 'slut phase, Jedi edition' occurs a bit later. Meaning, during Anakin's teens.

Go wild with Obi-Wan's sexual experiences, but let it also lead to Anakin getting a proper talk about the differences between attachments, relationships, sex, love, romance and intimacy. Preferably before meeting Padme again.

I want Obi-Wan comforting Anakin while he lays eggs. Not super picky how the eggs got there, more focused on the laying aspect. Lots of gentle affection for this poor hurting boy. If any of the eggs get stuck and/or Obi-Wan has to push on his stomach to help him along I will M E L T.

So Cal in Jedi Fallen Order is probably the most powerful I've seen a Jedi portrayed as outside of the movies and TV shows. This might involve a skewing of the timelines, but I want Rey, Finn and Poe to meet Cal in some way and witness how much power he has

+Cal is the same age he was in the game, and everyone is the same age they were in the movie

++The trio comes across BD-1 who shows them a Holo of Cal begging for help

+++Rey, Finn and Poe find themselves visitors of the fighting arena in Jedi Fallen Order because of hints that there was a disturbance in the Force. They see Cal Kestis being released from a cell and forced into the gladiator pit

++++While Rey is powerful on her own, I want to see her reaction to Cal because I think Cal is probably more powerful than her and he didn't have a teacher at all so he's using Force Pull/Push, Psychometry, Force Stasis, and his telekinetic abilities to survive the gladiator fighting but Rey and Finn can sense the overwhelming Force connection Cal has

+++++ Force sensitive Finn!

+++++Rey, Finn and Poe bring Cal back to the Resistance base so he can home his skill under Luke and Leia and even Luke is like who is this kid you bought back and would he be able to fight with us also we've never seen an orange lightsaber (despite picking the color in game of Cal's lightsaber, the canon color he has is orange) and we've never seen a double lightsaber that can be pulled apart and put back together please show us how you made it

Proctalgia fugax, a variant of levator ani syndrome, is a severe, episodic cramping nerve pain of unknown origin in the regions of the rectum and anus.

It most often occurs in the middle of the night. The agonizing pain and aching can last hours without treatment. Some people faint due to the pain.

Treatments include firm massage to the area, electronic stimulation, digital penetration and muscle relaxants.

Character 1 can't figure out why Character 2s insomnia is so bad. Then reads his/her medical records and realises they can help.

I started Clone Wars today and I am enjoying it very much! Also we all know bowt Obi Wan sits in his seat in the senate meeting Like That™️ right?

Say the clones are tasked with guarding the doors during these meetings or even just standing ceremony by the windows. The clones notice during these meetings that Senator Palatine has made a few lewd remarks in regards to Obi Wan to other council members- always when Obi Wan is not present but what Palatine says puts the clones on edge so much they fear for Obi Wan's safety at times because while Obi Wan is smart, he can be a little oblivious to some people's intentions towards him

+They tell Cody because Cody is closest with Obi Wan, who in turn tells Ahsoka and Anakin because as a clone commander there isn't much he can do besides step in when possible and that isn't a lot of times where Cody can keep an eye on any slimy gross senate members

++Anakin doesn't think Cody is serious until he witnesses Senator Palatine "accidentally" trip and grab Obi Wan's hips and use the window he has to "balance" himself by squeezing Obi Wan's butt but when Anakin brings it up Obi Wan brushes it off as Palpatine being an old man who messed up sometimes

+++Anakin also tried to get Obi Wan to sit more properly (i.e. closed legs, feet planted on floor, back straight) instead of how he usually lounges during meetings to no avail

++++Cody after briefing with Anakin takes to escorting Obi Wan everywhere so he isn't alone. He attends a meeting with Obi Wan and Anakin and it's the last straw when Palpatine finally makes insinuations/advances towards Obi Wan in front of the entire Senate that are too obvious to be misheard as the ramblings of an old man and even the Council rips Palpatine a new one when they realize this is why the clones have been so keen on being present where Obi Wan is at all times

Recommendation: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11920878?view_full_work=true Link is to Integration by Millberry_5
"The dark fic JangoObi AU where the Mandalorian empire didn't fall (Revan wasn't a thing and their momentum kept going, essentially) and now we are in the prequel age."

Prompt: Obi-Wan is captured by Mandalorian forces. He finds himself an unwilling participant in a integration program. Along with being identified as the soulmate of Jango Fett or Satine Kryze (or both writers choice).

I want to read about Jaina making sweet love to her mother Leia

On board the Executor there's a mean bet going around on who can get the anxious and repressed Piett into bed with them first.

Vader hears about it and not only 'disbands' the group betting (up to you how he does it) but also gets in there first with Piett and resolves to keep him to himself, too.

Bonus if it's known or rumoured that Piett's a virgin.

Don't mind if it's done more serious or cracky, but please keep it consensual <3

Just saw Aquaman movie, an noticed the actor playing Tom Curry AKA Aquaman's Dad is the same actor who played Jango in AotC and Boba in The Mandalorian. Now I keep thinking about Atlantean Mandalorians.

Gender flip on the Korkie is Obi-wan and Satine's secret child storyline. If someone already wrote this tell me where to find.

Shmi is Obi-wan's mother.

In Star Wars Legends, Thurlow Harris was a rebel pilot who was tortured by Vader for Luke's name. When Vader got it, he went on a killing spree of all the bounty hunters that were present for Thurlow's torture.

Thurlow is either helped to safety or escapes on his own, but feels awful about revealing Luke as the Death Star pilot, thereby endangering his life. Upon returning to the alliance, Thurlow tells Luke what had happened and admits it's all his fault that Luke's in danger. Luke has to calm Thurlow down and reassure him that he doesn't blame him.

Bonus:
—Luke and Thurlow still don't understand why Vader went loco
—Jal Te Gniev appears or is mentioned
—Luke's mission to Jazbina is featured or mentioned (Thurlow can either return before it took place, or after)

Palpatine encouraged Anakin's misunderstanding of no attachment rule as a means of manipulating him to the Dark side.

After his less than happy padawan days Qui-gon chose to emulate Yoda's teaching style instead of Dooku's. Blaming himself for Xanatos fall, he decides to train Obi-wan like Dooku trained him. Then while Obi-wan is on Melidaa Daan learning about no win scenarios the hard way. Vosa falls. Convincing Qui-gon to be even more strict with Obi-wan when he returns.

Jango is a Sentinel born with all five senses heightened. Obi-wan is a Guide born to be the partner of a Sentinel in defense of their people. Open secret all Force sensitive are Guides. Sentinels are harder to find.

After Xanatos fell Qui-gon was spiraling. Leading to Yoda, Dooku, Tremor and Vosa plotting to pair him with a new padawan.

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Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

Jedi breeding farm, Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon, underage, noncon, mpreg, slaveau, dehumanization

no subject

Han/Luke, Alpha/Omega, pregnancy, kids

Obi-wan raises Luke

Gen, possible Han/Luke, dancer!Luke

Obi-wan pretends to be a woman

FILL: Obi-wan pretends to be a woman

Re: FILL: Obi-wan pretends to be a woman

Artoo tells Luke and Leia they're twins

Palpatine is Obi-wan's Mother

Obi-Wan needs to pee during council meeting

Obi-Wan/other Jedi, Anakin gets a proper emotional education

Anakin/Obi-Wan oviposition hurt/comfort

(Jedi Fallen Order/Sequel Trilogy) Sequel Trio Meet Cal, In Awe of How Powerful He Is

Medfet, h/c dubcon

(Clone Wars) Cody/Obi-Wan + Clones Are Protective Of Obi-Wan After They Realize Obi Wan Is Oblivious

Obi-wan/Jango and/or Satine Integration + Soulmate Identifying mark/words

Leia/Jaina incestuous femslash

Vader/Piett, bets, sex, fluff

Atlantean Mandalorians

Female Obi-wan/Male Satine Unplanned Pregnancy

Obi-wan is Anakin's brother

Re: Obi-wan is Anakin's brother

Thurlow Harris & Luke Skywalker - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship

Jedi Married Commonly

Someone should've just cuffed Qui-gon and locked him in with a mind healer

Guide Obi-wan Sentinel Jango

Disaster Lineage (Obi-wan the human antidepressant)