Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

[swkm_mod]

Rules For Everyone:

1. YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
2. All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want. 
3. RPF is allowed
4. All comments must be anon.  Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts: 

1. Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
2. You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar. 
3. You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt.  However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
4. Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
5. You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

1. Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
2. Art and other media fills are welcome.
3. Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
4. You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
5. You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill. 
6. If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. Sorry I forgot about this.

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Announcement: I have long neglected my modly duties, because I have been both way busier than I thought I would be (the shock of young adulthood amirite?), and y'know just me being a mess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . If anyone is inclined to help me mod, or at least categorize prompts on pinboard, please message swkm-mod @ tumblr. If you don't have a tumblr, still message me but on anon, and we will find another way to communicate.

Also, I have received a request for a prompt freeze. I'm thinking that might be a good idea, but I would like to get your opinion. Let me know what you think here.

Comments

Fill - the suit cost an arm and a leg

[(Anonymous)]

It starts after Padme tells her husband that she's pregnant, as if the revelation had sparked some heretofore unknown fuse in Anakin's brain, and slowly, inexorably, it becomes clear that their secret is not going to remain secret much longer at the rate he's going.

The jokes are eye-rolling or cringe worthy and sometimes boggling to the extreme, but he loves her reaction.

"Where did you even find these?" she asks him, once.

Anakin's grin is mischievous. "I looked in Alderaan places."

"ANAKIN!"

But that was before, when the world was still bright and not dyed in the red of filters, when Padme, Anakin and their child were alive and there was still hope.

Darth Vader did not joke.

And then, then there was the boy.

"I have a son," Vader says, testing the words. They feel strange and weighty, awkward on his tongue. The vocoder, however, registers them with a deep, unerring confidence, grounding them in reality.

Something stirs. Hope? Delight? Vader has long forgotten what those feel like. Anticipation, yes, that's it. That must be it.

He chases the boy across the stars, herding him into the cage he's prepared at Bespin. They trade blows, lightsabers arcing, and then the boy, half-trained as he is, slips. His lightsaber slips through his son's arm - the same side as the one that he'd lost so long ago - and he's at last able to reveal who he is.

Vader pauses, looking at the cauterized stump, and the shaking boy, still reeling from the revelation.

"Need a hand?"

Something in the Force, a distant half-familiar presence, lets out a long-suffering groan. Luke stares, horrified and stunned, and then pitches himself off the tower to escape.

"Too soon?" Vader wonders aloud.

Re: Fill - the suit cost an arm and a leg

[(Anonymous)]

Poor, poor Luke .

But, it's hilarious! (When you're not Luke ^^ )

Re: Fill - the suit cost an arm and a leg

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure Luke will eventually get the upper hand. ;)

Re: Fill - the suit cost an arm and a leg

[(Anonymous)]

You're the best ^_______^

Re: Fill - the suit cost an arm and a leg

[(Anonymous)]

*wheezes*