Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

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Rules For Everyone:

1. YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
2. All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want. 
3. RPF is allowed
4. All comments must be anon.  Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts: 

1. Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
2. You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar. 
3. You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt.  However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
4. Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
5. You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

1. Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
2. Art and other media fills are welcome.
3. Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
4. You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
5. You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill. 
6. If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. Sorry I forgot about this.

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Comments

Surprise babies

[(Anonymous)]

So like Anakin is minding his own business somewhere (ie, on a mission with Obi-wan pre-Clone Wars/in the Temple trying to do this thing called 'meditation'/doing something Clone Wars related/hanging out with Padme/whatevs) when suddenly a pair of infant twins randomly manifest into reality. The babies aren't very impressed with this turn of events so they cry. A lot. Very loudly.

Some council member decides that Anakin needs punishment for whatever backtalk he did last week/to learn the Consequences(TM) of attachment/a lesson since this must a be trial brought upon by the force/etc and has him take care of them for a few days while their surprise entrance to the galaxy is investigated.

Bonus points if:

-Anakin is in the middle of a battle and thus he spends some time freaking out and trying to make sure nothing happens to them before reinforcements arrive.
-Its a Luke and Leia time travel!fix it plot but they've been brought back as babies and they don't know how this is supposed to save the galaxy wtf
-Anakin has no idea why the female twin seems to radiate hatred at him. What did he do to deserve that?
-The babies have different reactions to people Anakin comes across and being near Palpatine results everybody going deaf until the Bad Man goes away
-Anakin ends up looking like he hasn't slept in weeks after a few days of babysitting and most definitely not hallucinating a ghost version of Qui-Gon who isn't very helpful at all

Re: Surprise babies

[(Anonymous)]

The only time the babies are willing to put up with Palpatine is when they need to soil their diapers (Yes, I'm suggesting they literally crap on him).

Anakin initially thinks they're being as loud as possible when Palpatine is simply near. Then he makes the mistake of letting him hold one and finds out how wrong he was.

Uh...what would happen is some ran on test on the twins to see who the parents are?