starwarskinkmeme | Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

Rules For Everyone:

YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want.
RPF is allowed
~~All comments must be anon.~~ Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts:

Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar.
You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt. However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
Art and other media fills are welcome.
Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
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You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill.
If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. ~~Sorry I forgot about this.~~

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Oh... yess Padme, hopefully this works outd as well as you imagine.
It seems ObiWan has been well and truly caught!

Do you think you'll be showing us a glimpse of what othr Senators and Jedi must be thinking right about now?

What was left of the council sans Obi-Wan voted on reforming the Jedi code. The deciding vote fell to Yoda who had given the matter much thought. He had seen the order decline over the years and knew the Jedi had to adapt to changes in the universe if they wanted to survive. It would be for the best if they didn't fight against it any longer. Many spoke of the Skywalker/Amidala marriage and the possibility Obi-Wan entering the union. While many knew better than to take reporters like Wen Sown seriously the idea of those three didn't bother many. If anything it made sense, Obi-Wan always stabilized Anakin and nothing that could bring Obi-Wan happiness could be bad. Few Jedi knew Padme well, as long as she made their fellow Jedi happy they didn't care.

Not long after the Jedi had cleared away the reporters from the senators' apartment Padme Amidala--Skywalker--went into labor. As the holonet was still trying to comprehend Palptines' intentions no one picked up on her disappearance for some time. Das Newb, a rival to Wen Sown, had suggested the Sith Lord was attempting to seduce Skywalkee in a sexual manner since he didn't understand what Kenobi meant by tempt. Reports of Palpatine being a pervented Sith that wanted to break up the trio of lovers sent the news into a frenzy. Padme was at the Jedi temple having already given birth by the time the sleaziest story on lightsabers being used for other means aired.

The senate was in an uproar over conflicting reports with Padmes' enemies arguing against her supporters. One of the oddest statement came from the opposing side that asked why the senator from Naboo got to be so greedy and take two Jedi. Senator Binks gave a statement to the reporters saying he was happy for his long time friends being allowed to marry. When Wen Sown asked if the Skywalkers could be able to take Kenobi as a husband according to Naboo laws he laughed. Having more than one spouse wasn't entirely uncommon but what amused Binks most was the wording. It seemed Naboo custom dictated that once married the family name came from the oldest spouse. Which would mean they were the Amidalas and if Obi-Wan joined them they would be the Kenobis.

Back at the temple Padme watched her twins Luke and Leia as her Jedi proudly held them. When feeding time came the two men left the babies with her so they could talk among themselves.

"After catching up with the news I was wondering if you would marry us."

"Anakin...are you really proposing to me? Don't you think it's a little early?"

"No, I've waited far too long for this." Anakin laced their fingers together. "What do you say?"

"It's tempting...if only for the fact you'd be Anakin Kenobi. I do think Anakin Amidala sounds better." Obi-Wan laughed at Anakins' expression.

"I'm being serious, Obi-Wan."

"I know, I was teasing. Just give me some time to think on this." He ran his free hand through his hand.

"Maybe you can think of it in the morning." Anakin murmured huskily. "We have a living quarter all to our selves. Padme will be jealousy but she did get to kiss you first."

"Why Anakin, I'm SHOCKED you'd suggest such a thing." The Jedi master said soundly scandalized, his expression told a different story. The man was getting far too much enjoyment out of pushing his potential husbands' buttons. "I'm not that sort of man. I'm afraid you'll have to wait until our wedding night."

"Oh." Anakin did a double take. "Does that mean you're saying yes?!"

"Possibly. I am seriously about you waiting though."

"Why?"

"Besides the fact it wouldn't be fair to Padme as you just proposed without her?" Obi-Wan grinned. "Think of it as a lesson in patience."

THANK YOU!!

From the bottom of my heart! Truly, you have made my month by having answered my prompt, and going above an beyond!!

It's so lovely.

*sends over virtual-cookies*

Oh yes, Palpatine is the perverted Sith who was attempting to break up the trio. *busts out laughing* Oh, this was wonderful! Thank you so much for sharing this! You nearly had me busting a gut!

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