swkm_mod ([personal profile] swkm_mod) wrote in [community profile] starwarskinkmeme2016-01-10 10:04 pm

Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1


Rules For Everyone:
  1. YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
  2. All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want. 
  3. RPF is allowed
  4. All comments must be anon.  Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.
Rules For Posting Prompts
  1. Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
  2. You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar. 
  3. You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt.  However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
  4. Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
  5. You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.
Rules Posting Fills:
  1. Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
  2. Art and other media fills are welcome.
  3. Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
  4. You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
  5. You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill. 
  6. If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. Sorry I forgot about this.
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Gen/Crack, Vader is a sassy prisoner

(Anonymous) 2016-03-08 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Slight AU. At the end of ANH, instead of escaping Vader crash lands on Yavin IV. He lets himself be taken prisoner by the Rebellion, at which point he proceeds to sass the pants off of them while waiting for the Executor to come by and pick him up.

Sassy possibilities:

-After the Jedi were wiped out the ways to restrain them began to fade into obscurity. As such, the Rebellion has nothing that Vader can't easily get out of. Oh, he'll let them cuff him and put him in a cell, but he'll extricate himself in short order and go wandering their base unsupervised.

-He recognizes R2 easily and proceeds to ingore everyone else to shoot the breeze with his old astromech.

-He also recognizes C3PO easily and is very cross with the galaxy at large because of the memory wipe. He may or not figure out that Luke and Leia are his kids by conversing with him and R2.

-If he does make the connection regarding his kids he takes it in stride and proceeds to add various dad-jokes to his trolling. He might even go as far as to snarkily insist that one or both of them inheritted his worst qualities. Or embarass them by dropping hints at all the kinky sex he and their mother got up to.

-All efforts at interrogating him fall flat when he has too much fun messing with them. They also make the mistake of sending someone with too weak a mind who only manages to get reverse interrogated.

-Anything else you can think of.

Go wild!

Re: Gen/Crack, Vader is a sassy prisoner

(Anonymous) 2016-03-10 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yesss. This is a delightful prompt.

Re: Gen/Crack, Vader is a sassy prisoner

(Anonymous) 2016-03-11 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha omg this is fantastic. And honestly, I'm not even sure how much of it would be crackfic, and how much would just be Vader being Anakin...being Anakin.