starwarskinkmeme | Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

Rules For Everyone:

YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want.
RPF is allowed
~~All comments must be anon.~~ Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts:

Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar.
You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt. However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
Art and other media fills are welcome.
Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill.
If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. ~~Sorry I forgot about this.~~

Discussion Post | Ask A Mod | Filled Prompts Master Post | Searchable Prompts @ Pinboard [Updated to page 16]| AO3 Collection

Spin-off Community: StarWarsFruitBowl

Announcement: I have long neglected my modly duties, because I have been both way busier than I thought I would be (the shock of young adulthood amirite?), and y'know just me being a mess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . If anyone is inclined to help me mod, or at least categorize prompts on pinboard, please message swkm-mod @ tumblr. If you don't have a tumblr, still message me but on anon, and we will find another way to communicate.

Also, I have received a request for a prompt freeze. I'm thinking that might be a good idea, but I would like to get your opinion. Let me know what you think here.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Working in the HR department was never El's goal when she was a kid. She'd been dreaming of something else, of fighting for the cause, killing rebels, but they tell her this is important too. It's good for morale. And she apparently had 'special skills' (she's not sure what those are). The order to even have an HR department came from high up, and isn't that ironic, considering who's in front of her. Though of course, higher up doesn't necessarily have to mean the General, but he would have had to approve it at some point, as the highest ranking officer on Starkiller base.

She doesn't enjoy her job, but she doesn't hate it either. Usually. The problem now is, of course, that while her job includes making sure officers keep to the rules laid down to protect troopers, and in that sense General Hux isn't the one in charge of this meeting, the fact remains that, in a very real sense, he's in charge of everything that happens on the base. Including HR.

“General, are you aware of the nature of the charges laid against you?” she asks, and is very proud of herself for keeping her voice steady despite the fact that her pulse is probably somewhere around 150.

“No,” he says, and she was dreading this. The summons contain a shortened version of the charges, and she's not sure if he's just not read them or if he wants to make this difficult.

“Well, sir, in chronological order: five weeks ago you allegedly told Lord Ren that he would, and I quote, 'benefit from a long, hard fuck'.” She's sure her blush is strong enough to be seen even though her skin color usually covers it up. Her cheeks are certainly warm enough. General Hux, meanwhile, hasn't moved a muscle.

“Four weeks ago you said something similar, and also threatened to tie him up, something Lord Ren has claimed made him worried that you may make similar threats to people who can't defend themselves. Sir.”

“This is ridiculous,” Hux says, and there's a hint of color on his cheeks (of course, he has the kind of complexion that shows everything. Seems impractical.)

“These are the charges, General, sir. There's a procedure to follow,” she says, because she has to, because this is her job, because these are serious charges laid against him, and also, it's her goddamn job which she has hated fiercely ever since Lord Ren stepped into her office and said he had a complaint to make.

“Summarize,” he orders.

“Three more occasions of threatening to tie him up, five more of suggesting he should engage in sexual relations, and two days ago, you allegedly pushed him against a wall and bit him. Sir, I have to inform you that as per our standard operating procedure for allegations of this nature we have reviewed relevant security recordings and enough of the charges Lord Ren have laid against you can be verified that way, so that means that, um, sir, per operating procedure, you have to participate in our program to prevent sexual harassment, sir. The program includes viewing of holos detailing our code of conduct, workshops and mandatory sessions with a psychologist who has to deem you rehabilitated before you are officially finished with the program.”

The look on the General's face is one she will probably see in her nightmares for the next year. She braces herself for something, she doesn't know what, a punch maybe? Being fired? Being shot where she stands?

“I see,” the General says. “I suppose the fact that Lord Ren is not formally part of the running of this base, that he is something of a visitor, will not change anything?”

“Sis, standard operating procedure,sir,” she squeaks.

“And the fact that I'm right?” he says.

“Sorry, sir?” she says, and the shock gives her voice a bit more strength.

“Never mind,” he says. He doesn't look furious anymore, but the blankness of his face is not actually very comforting. “Send the details to my secretary.”

He turns and leaves, and as soon as the door closes she collapses enough to sink out of her chair and onto the floor. She doesn't have any more meetings today, so she can indulge in a brief panic attack.

She's going to need so much booze on the weekly department drinking therapy (not her idea for a name, but it fits). And then she finds the silver lining on this particularly large and horrible cloud: no one is going to beat her story in the 'worst meeting of the week' competition, and this means she will not have to pay herself for the amount of alcohol she will need to forget this entire thing.

A/N: Is Kylo messing with Hux? Does he have a deep personal dislike of sexual harassment and feels it his duty to alert HR to this shocking misconduct? Was he the one insisting on an HR department? Was it because this has happened before? Will El get alcohol poisoning? We shall never know (unless someone else wants to write it, that'd be awesome)

Oh my god. You are a king among nonnies. Poor El. Poor Kylo (maybe? it looks like he still has a good hard dicking to look forward to in his future considering Hux's parting comment, so he's got that going for himself at least).

Thank you so much for this awesome fill!

ahaha this is great anon! Poor El. I'd totally read more of this.

Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

FILL: Gen or Kylux; Hux, sexual harassment

Re: FILL: Gen or Kylux; Hux, sexual harassment

Re: FILL: Gen or Kylux; Hux, sexual harassment