starwarskinkmeme | Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

Rules For Everyone:

YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want.
RPF is allowed
~~All comments must be anon.~~ Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts:

Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar.
You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt. However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
Art and other media fills are welcome.
Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill.
If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. ~~Sorry I forgot about this.~~

Discussion Post | Ask A Mod | Filled Prompts Master Post | Searchable Prompts @ Pinboard [Updated to page 16]| AO3 Collection

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Announcement: I have long neglected my modly duties, because I have been both way busier than I thought I would be (the shock of young adulthood amirite?), and y'know just me being a mess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . If anyone is inclined to help me mod, or at least categorize prompts on pinboard, please message swkm-mod @ tumblr. If you don't have a tumblr, still message me but on anon, and we will find another way to communicate.

Also, I have received a request for a prompt freeze. I'm thinking that might be a good idea, but I would like to get your opinion. Let me know what you think here.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

All the best (human) Jedi grow one eventually. Rey isn't going to let something minor like "being female" prevent her from growing a magnificent beard.

Everyone is startled but deeply impressed by Rey's magnificent new beard. Luke is especially proud of his padawan's beard prowess.

This is cute XD Oh my gosh, i'm dying laughing

I agree with the other anon; this is cute! Rey seems quite young, and this prompt makes her sound like a child trying to imitate her idol. So much potential cracky cuteness!

On a more serious note though, for all this sounds like potential for crack human females might be able to grow beards in the star wars universe. I mean with all different planets/aliens the humans are probably involved with, it's highly likely that there's been some genetic mixing.

To be honest, even as I was prompting I realized that there were multiple ways Rey could naturally grow a beard. But I'm looking for sweet, silly crack here: Rey is a cisgendered, 100% human female who grows a magnificent beard from sheer willpower. And everyone thinks it's an amazing, beautiful beard.

Here is extra inspiration for y'all: http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p12/

OMG! OP! THANK YOU for introducing me to Dr. McNinja! It's so hilarious! I am in love with issue one half! think I'm going to have to fill your prompt out of sheer gratitude!

But unfortunately I've never actually written crack before. Is it okay if it's slightly more serious as long as the beard still grows only by willpower? Or perhaps you could rec a few of your favorite crack stories to help me get a feel for it? I know Dr. McNinja is sorta cracky, but writting fics is different from comics!

Oh man, I'm so sorry to get back to you so late! Anon, do whatever floats your boat! It doesn't have to be super crazy over-the-top crack, it just has to involve Rey growing a magnificent beard from pure willpower. I trust in your writing prowess. ;)

That said, I'm never going to turn down the opportunity to recommend this insane fic which was written for me on the TFA meme. It involves Jerry Springer, frothing Holonet denizens, and Brienne of Tarth. Hopefully it will be up your alley too.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6416551

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