starwarskinkmeme | Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

Rules For Everyone:

YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want.
RPF is allowed
~~All comments must be anon.~~ Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts:

Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar.
You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt. However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
Art and other media fills are welcome.
Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill.
If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. ~~Sorry I forgot about this.~~

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They go back to the Temple, because what could they do ? They need Yoda and wisdom and protection, and the Temple is still a shining beacon of this things, in a troubled galaxie.

The two Qui-Gon fall prey to the Healers, despite ample protestations. A day later, the Council receive notice that everyting is normal but they’re two. No, no idea, don’t know, don’t care. Now let me go back to patients in need of healing and stop bothering me.
Healers…. A good thing Jedi breed diplomats from others specialities.

The two Qui-gon wear the entire Jedi uniforms and the fact that they don’t seem to have age is more evident. In the back of their crowd, Shaak Tii feel a quiet peace when Mace hugs them, and then yells at them because < i> stupid idiot, running in a Sith staff, couldn’t wait for your Padawan. Shut up, i’m not finished !
Yoda is trying to mask his smile with his cane.
The two lost Jedi can’t stop tripping in each others sentences, trying to ask at the same time for Obi-wan, for Anakin, and every body suddenly become sober again.
« Your Padawan, prisonner of Dooku he is. Trying to free him, young Skywalker is.
- What do you mean, prisonner of Dooku ?? »

They need two hours, only to make them understand about Dooku. She don’t blame them : he already lost a Padawan to the Dark.
And now that?
She can’t even imagine losing her Master like that.
And then, someone make something stupid in the Outer Rim, and someone thinks the Jedi should clean it up, and all their commlinks start beeping at the same time.
Shaak Ti volunters to explain the rest, as she put it, letting the Council go without her. When she stops talking about the war, the skin you can see around the whiskers and the hair is the most hideous shade of green,in the two of them, and they seem ready to vomit.
It’s the only emotion they let see, just before : « I need a shuttle, i’m going to bring my Padawan back.
-We. We need a shuttle. » insist the other Qui-Gon.

And, astonishingly, the war ends. Just like that. After decades of planning from the Sith.
Because the Force sometimes give hope and light and the night is darkest before the dawn.
They don’t even have to choose : saving Obi-wan or taking Dooku prisonner.
A Qui-Gon rushes to the cells with Anakin.
And another one confront Dooku with Shaak Ti.
« Master. » he only says, pushing his howl back, letting the light touch his face.
« Master, don’t go where I can’t follow you. »
Dooku seems to deflate, and Qui-Gon keeps moving, Dooku keeps retreating. The not-dead Jedi say something, more quiet, even with the Force she cannot hear it.
And just like that, the war end.
Of course, it doesn’t stop right there.
Dooku goes back to the Temple. He and the two Qui-Gon spend ten minutes with the Council, and then a strike team is dispatched, so fast nobody really understund until there is a fire in the Senate , a scandal, a dead Sith Lord and two weeks of Bacta for Mace Windu.
There is still battle, the last Separatist trying to win a war without generals, founds, plans.
There is still grief : Adi Gallia kills Dooku on Mygeeto, just after he killed Ki Adi Mundi. She comes back quieter, and it’s months until someone hear her laugh again.
They found about the chips and a few clones die in the extraction, but most of them survive. The Senate doesn’t seem to know what to do with them. A few Senators even speak of euthanasia, until The Negotiator takes the floor. He almost bankrupts the Republic, with the back pay and the cost of the help to settle them, but after all…they just seized a very big pile of money from the Trade Federation.
Padme Amidala give birth. Scandal.
Some media reporter found about the father. Scandal…
And then, two years after the death of Palpatine….the two Qui-Gon almost drew their sabers against each other. They come very close of it, until they find the perfect solution.

The treasure they found, the Jedi Master they want, the strange and beautiful fruit their Padawans has blossomed to…they’ll share it. After all, Obi-Wan seems to live like a celibate monk, refusing himself other joys apart of Corellian Brandy. It’s work, work, work, work. They think being two will be just enough to help him unwind.
Now, they only have ton convince him.

This is!! so good!!!
Seriously, it's been ages since I read a fic that sets up such a fascinating and intricate AU in such a short space and the atmosphere of the story also struck me as really exceptional. I loved that you added so much background universe to the prompt (using Shaak Ti's pov, crucial role for Dooku etc.), this really gave the story depth and made it far more believable than a borderline-crack prompt has any right to be.

I love this, thank you so much for writing it, dear anon!

Thank you so much, that was a very nice comment!

You gave me courage to clean it up a little and post it on AO3
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7256638/chapters/16476724

Now, I'm searching for idea for the second part, but I will probably only post it on AO3, when I can edit it after when I see terrible mistakes!

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