starwarskinkmeme | Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

Rules For Everyone:

YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want.
RPF is allowed
~~All comments must be anon.~~ Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts:

Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar.
You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt. However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
Art and other media fills are welcome.
Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill.
If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. ~~Sorry I forgot about this.~~

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Announcement: I have long neglected my modly duties, because I have been both way busier than I thought I would be (the shock of young adulthood amirite?), and y'know just me being a mess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . If anyone is inclined to help me mod, or at least categorize prompts on pinboard, please message swkm-mod @ tumblr. If you don't have a tumblr, still message me but on anon, and we will find another way to communicate.

Also, I have received a request for a prompt freeze. I'm thinking that might be a good idea, but I would like to get your opinion. Let me know what you think here.

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Most of the Jedi council was preparing for their next meeting. Only three were on the planet, two of which were already having their own debate.

"Went before you should, Master Windu!"

"There wasn't much time. We had to act before he knew he had been discovered!" Meeting Yodas' stony face with his own stern expression Mace pressed on. "A Sith with that much power was capable of anything!"

"Could not wait twenty more minutes? Finished I would have been then we may not of lost three Jedi." Yoda sighed letting his frustration go into the force. "Now confused matters are."

Mace sagged in his seat knowing Yoda was right. "Skywalker refused to bring Obi-Wan here. He says he didn't trust me with his care."

"Too attached he is to those he loves." He had sensed it for years hoping Anakin would never realize the love he held for his master. The same love had kept him in line when few things could.

"Skywalker will be expelled from the order." It was the only logical conclusion after discovering his marriage and attachment to Obi-Wan.

"Normally yes. With Wen Sown? Not as easy."

"I know she's obsessed with her deluded love story but I fail to see what that has to do with Skywalker." Mace leaned back in his seat to try to gauge what Yoda was getting at.

"Busy I was protecting Sown and gathering evidence! Without it turn the Republic would have on the Jedi!" Shaking his head at the memory Yoda tried to rub away the tense building in his forehead. "Seen the news you have not. While busy we were another tale was told."

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Obi-Wan woke to Anakins' face hovering over his looking relieved to see his master was up. Gathering his senses he realized he was back in the senators' apartment in her guest room.

"You were just knocked out--don't worry Padme is fine."

Slowly Obi-Wan started to recall the fight with Palpatine, what Anakin had said. Anakin must have known what was on his mind as fear spiked through the force.

"I love you, Obi-Wan."

For once he had no words for his student, he was too shocked to even think of a reply.

"You are easy to fall for," Padme added from the doorway.

"I'm usually a bit jealous where Padme is concerned," Anakin admitted, "but the only thing I'm jealous about is that she got to kiss you before I did."

Obi-Wan backed up against the headboard wondering how hard he hit his head. "Anakin..."

"At least give it a chance or think about it first!" The combination of hurt and neediness in his voice never failed to pull at heartstrings. "Can I at least kiss you? Just once before...I don't know if their let me see you again."

Oh right, Mace Windu had learned of Anakins' marriage and affection for Obi-Wan. His heart sank just thinking of the forced separation to come.

"I...need to get my mind off this for awhile. We can discuss this further later." The distress on Anakins' face was unbearable but he wasn't doing much better. It was too much to take in and there was so much he had missed out on while he was knocked out. "Let me just get caught up with the holo--"

"NO!" The couple yelled in unison as he clicked the holonet on.

"Back to the news spreading throughout the Republic the shocking discovery of Chancellor Palpatine being a Sith Lord and being slain is the second biggest story of the day. The honor goes to the single greatest love story of all time between a senator and two Jedi forbidden to love."

Much to Obi-Wans' horror the events of their confrontation of Palpatine were aired complete with Anakins' love confession to both of them and mention of the baby.

"That's right, Jedi Anakin Skywalker The man without Fear has fearlessly confessed his love for his secret wife and Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. While Kenobi doesn't appear to be involved with Skywalker or the senator it seems he's still in their hearts. Will the Jedi finally allow these lovers together? Will the Skywalkers be able to negotiate a deal with Kenobi to make him part of the family? Our heroes deserve to be together after all they've done for the Republic. Let the Jedi know we demand Skywalker, Senator Amidala and Master Kenobi have the right to be together!" Wen raised her fist up in the air as she cried out for justice.

"How did my life turn into a holo-drama?" Obi-Wan lamented equal parts horrified and embarrassed that this was airing throughout the whole Republic.

"Our current poll is showing audience support for the Skywalker-Amidala-Kenobi union. We also have another poll for the name of the baby--"

Shutting off the holonet Obi-Wan groaned into his hands.

"I guess that killed the mood." Anakin grumbled sourly.

Padmes' glare had no affect as Anakin was staring at his upset master.

"By the way your name is winning in the polls."

"Anakin!"

Ohh.. is Master Yoda perhaps head-desking right now? *snickers uncontrollably*

Thank you!

Poor Anakin is getting frustrated!

There were rules to keep the paparazzi and news outlets from reporting outside anyone's home. With the Jedi trying to help deal with the senate with Palpatines' death there was hardly anyone to enforce this law except the Jedi inside senator Padme Amidalas' apartment. Given Master Yodas' request that they all remain inside it seemed counter productive if they attempted to deal with it head on. Confrontation would only give them what they wanted: to get some time onscreen with the famous Jedi.

"They can't get any closer or spy on us with the security means we've installed." Padme assured. "I'm sure their be removed before the end of the day."

Obi-Wan slipped his tea not willing to argue his escape route again. It was obvious the couple wanted any excuse to keep him near. Try as he might the whole thing was putting him on edge and the reporters were making it worse. To be fair Padme had remained a respectful distance and allowed him room to breath. Knowing that a rationale decision wouldn't come from hovering. The same could not be said about her husband who refused to be more than a foot away from Obi-Wan looking anxious. They had both told Anakin off for his clingy behavior but he continued to snuggle against his master as if neither had spoken.

"Perhaps." Setting down the empty cup onto the nightstand Obi-Wan pondered what to do. The Jedi council were handling politics and he was stuck with a married couple that want him. One of his friends had called him via com to ask if Obi-Wan would agree to it saying it was good for political reasons and suggested Anakin needed to "get it out of his system." As if the two greatest factors for such a union should be based on what outsiders thought or quelling Anakins' lust.

As if hearing his thoughts Anakin met his gaze head on and asked: "Doesn't it feel right to you?"

He pondered the question for a moment wondering if he could properly sort out his feelings in one day. "It feels confusing and odd. I don't know if it would even work."

The arguments about attachment were moot at this point. Obi-Wan hadn't objected to the marriage, he had some attachments to the couple and the council were being pressured to allow Jedi to have families. All that mattered between the three of them was if Obi-Wan agreed to such an arrangement.

"We'll make it work." Sitting down next to him Padme gave him a quick peck to the lips. Obi-Wan could feel Anakins' jealousy and knew it was because he hadn't had a chance to kiss his master.

"I don't know how to feel."

"Then react on instinct and allow yourself to feel." It was odd to hear a lesson he had imparted to Anakin used as a pick up line directed at himself.

"Tell me you didn't use all of my teachings like this." The answering smirk drew a groan out of him, of course Anakin would.

"In other ways too. I'm adaptable, master. Resourceful and focused on my goals." He played with Obi-Wans' beard letting his hands wander. "I remember being struck my your eyes the first time I saw you. I never saw anything like them before, I knew you were important just not why. Not yet. I still remember the way I felt when we were introduced and you smiled at me. I feel it every time I see you smile. Ever since I wanted nothing more than to please you."

One chilled metallic finger brushed Obi-Wans' lips which slightly parted at the other mans' words.

"I'd gladly spend the rest of my life pleasing you, Obi-Wan. Please let me try, Master." There was a brief hesitation before the cold finger was replaced by a warm mouth.

Padme watch the chaste kiss slowly turn more and more desperate. Obi-Wan allowed himself to respond to test the waters while Anakin quickly lost himself in the kiss. The needy sounds he made along with the intimate sight of the two men was intoxicating. Despite starting out as the seducer Anakin had effectively lost his power the moment they touched. They parted only long enough to breath before Anakin pulled them together again. Obi-Wan didn't look like the levelheaded Jedi then, he was a commanding gorgeous man that her husband was worshipping like a deity. A surge of sudden want had her pulling him in for another taste loving the tiny noises Obi-Wan made. Anakin stole another kiss and somehow the two of them were taking turns sharing the Jedi master between them.

Yes, Padme thought happily, this could work out very well.

Oh... yess Padme, hopefully this works outd as well as you imagine.
It seems ObiWan has been well and truly caught!

Do you think you'll be showing us a glimpse of what othr Senators and Jedi must be thinking right about now?

What was left of the council sans Obi-Wan voted on reforming the Jedi code. The deciding vote fell to Yoda who had given the matter much thought. He had seen the order decline over the years and knew the Jedi had to adapt to changes in the universe if they wanted to survive. It would be for the best if they didn't fight against it any longer. Many spoke of the Skywalker/Amidala marriage and the possibility Obi-Wan entering the union. While many knew better than to take reporters like Wen Sown seriously the idea of those three didn't bother many. If anything it made sense, Obi-Wan always stabilized Anakin and nothing that could bring Obi-Wan happiness could be bad. Few Jedi knew Padme well, as long as she made their fellow Jedi happy they didn't care.

Not long after the Jedi had cleared away the reporters from the senators' apartment Padme Amidala--Skywalker--went into labor. As the holonet was still trying to comprehend Palptines' intentions no one picked up on her disappearance for some time. Das Newb, a rival to Wen Sown, had suggested the Sith Lord was attempting to seduce Skywalkee in a sexual manner since he didn't understand what Kenobi meant by tempt. Reports of Palpatine being a pervented Sith that wanted to break up the trio of lovers sent the news into a frenzy. Padme was at the Jedi temple having already given birth by the time the sleaziest story on lightsabers being used for other means aired.

The senate was in an uproar over conflicting reports with Padmes' enemies arguing against her supporters. One of the oddest statement came from the opposing side that asked why the senator from Naboo got to be so greedy and take two Jedi. Senator Binks gave a statement to the reporters saying he was happy for his long time friends being allowed to marry. When Wen Sown asked if the Skywalkers could be able to take Kenobi as a husband according to Naboo laws he laughed. Having more than one spouse wasn't entirely uncommon but what amused Binks most was the wording. It seemed Naboo custom dictated that once married the family name came from the oldest spouse. Which would mean they were the Amidalas and if Obi-Wan joined them they would be the Kenobis.

Back at the temple Padme watched her twins Luke and Leia as her Jedi proudly held them. When feeding time came the two men left the babies with her so they could talk among themselves.

"After catching up with the news I was wondering if you would marry us."

"Anakin...are you really proposing to me? Don't you think it's a little early?"

"No, I've waited far too long for this." Anakin laced their fingers together. "What do you say?"

"It's tempting...if only for the fact you'd be Anakin Kenobi. I do think Anakin Amidala sounds better." Obi-Wan laughed at Anakins' expression.

"I'm being serious, Obi-Wan."

"I know, I was teasing. Just give me some time to think on this." He ran his free hand through his hand.

"Maybe you can think of it in the morning." Anakin murmured huskily. "We have a living quarter all to our selves. Padme will be jealousy but she did get to kiss you first."

"Why Anakin, I'm SHOCKED you'd suggest such a thing." The Jedi master said soundly scandalized, his expression told a different story. The man was getting far too much enjoyment out of pushing his potential husbands' buttons. "I'm not that sort of man. I'm afraid you'll have to wait until our wedding night."

"Oh." Anakin did a double take. "Does that mean you're saying yes?!"

"Possibly. I am seriously about you waiting though."

"Why?"

"Besides the fact it wouldn't be fair to Padme as you just proposed without her?" Obi-Wan grinned. "Think of it as a lesson in patience."

THANK YOU!!

From the bottom of my heart! Truly, you have made my month by having answered my prompt, and going above an beyond!!

It's so lovely.

*sends over virtual-cookies*

Oh yes, Palpatine is the perverted Sith who was attempting to break up the trio. *busts out laughing* Oh, this was wonderful! Thank you so much for sharing this! You nearly had me busting a gut!

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