Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

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Rules For Everyone:

1. YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
2. All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want. 
3. RPF is allowed
4. All comments must be anon.  Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts: 

1. Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
2. You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar. 
3. You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt.  However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
4. Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
5. You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

1. Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
2. Art and other media fills are welcome.
3. Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
4. You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
5. You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill. 
6. If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. Sorry I forgot about this.

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Comments

Redeemed Vader, Oh Shit he's hot, incest edition

[(Anonymous)]

What it says on the tin. Vader gets redeemed, joins the Alliance, gets restorative surgery and becomes surprise!hot and acquires a number of self-hating admirers. One, or both, of his children secretly find themselves among them.

I am NOT looking for consumated incest here, just awkwardness and lulz. Bonus for references to equally awkward Luke/Leia, and bonding/angst between them about What Is Even Wrong With Our Family. Keep Vader ignorant and innocent, please, I don't think he could survive any more guilt or shame... Han catching them out and being a troll about it is acceptable, though.

Re: Redeemed Vader, Oh Shit he's hot, incest edition

[(Anonymous)]

seconded b/c i'm laughing at incest edition

Han/Luke, Hoth med bay scene, jealous!Han, intense skysolo

[(Anonymous)]

AU, Han is chasing after Luke in ESB instead of Leia, with Luke only resisting a bit because he's alarmed by Han's willingness to literally die for him and vice versa, and the intensity of their relationship kind of scares him.

In the med bay scene after the night on Hoth, Han teases Luke and Leia by instead talking about how Luke confessed his feelings in the shelter before he passed out again. Han's in his element while Leia is still all disapproving and Luke's embarrassed.

Leia still plants one on Luke, with Han getting all "nooooo" and possessive and gives Luke his own kiss and outright begging that they can be together now.

Don't mind how it goes from there.

Obi-Wan/Anakin, omorashi

[(Anonymous)]

Because I don't think we've had a watersports prompt for this pairing yet. I want Anakin to pee his pants. The details don't matter too much, maybe it's something they planned or maybe Anakin just didn't listen to Obi-Wan when he told him to use the 'fresher before they left and now he is really regretting it. Anything is fine, as long as Anakin is very very desperate.

Bonus for Anakin crying and being super embarrassed, because not only is he about to pee his fucking pants but he is also sort of turned on by it. Also definitely would not be opposed to him begging.

Re: Obi-Wan/Anakin, omorashi

[(Anonymous)]

YES OH MY GOD. maybe i'll fill this. no promises.

Kylo/Luke, one-sided unrequited love, angst and comedy

[(Anonymous)]

Ben Organa has just turned 19 and is adamant that Luke should give him a chance. They're not teacher and student anymore, plus he knows Luke is into men.

Besides, it's not like Uncle Luke is his literal uncle.

(Luke has a migraine headache. Maybe he's cursed by the Force. When will his family stop getting caught up in unwitting incest?)

Re: Kylo/Luke, one-sided unrequited love, angst and comedy

[(Anonymous)]

Yes to needy, madly in love Ben Solo

Anakin/Palpatine, Anakin pleasures his master

[(Anonymous)]

I just discovered that there was, once upon a time, an Anakin/Palpatine doujinshi, and I now have a powerful need for this pairing.

EASY MODE: During Revenge of the Sith, Anakin goes down on Palpatine in his office.

HARD MODE: After Revenge of the Sith, Lord Vader pleasures the Emperor on his throne.

Bonus for easy mode:

+ This is, according to Palpatine, an ancient Sith ritual that will bond them closer together. (Maybe he even talks about how he had to do it to his master, and how wonderful it was.) This is total bullshit, but it helps soothes Anakin's guilt over cheating on Padmé.
++ There sure are a lot of windows in Palpatine's office, anybody could be watching…

Bonuses for both modes:

+ Anakin gets very worked up pleasuring his master, but he's not allowed to come until Palpatine is satisfied and praises for his work and devotion to the Dark Side.
+++ Any mention of how Anakin would have loved to do this to Obi-Wan, but Obi-Wan would never let him for such "bogus" reasons like "it is against the Jedi code" and "I would be taking advantage of you", which Anakin thinks of Obi-Wan as being too scared to use his power over Anakin. He is super-into how his new master is, uh, not scared to use his power over him.

Re: Anakin/Palpatine, Anakin pleasures his master

[(Anonymous)]

And now I've imagined Palpatine deliberately timing a tryst with Anakin to coincide with a scheduled meeting with Padme in his office...

Gen, Dark!Luke, Leia tries to bring him back

[(Anonymous)]

I don't remember where but I read that originally Lucas wanted ROTJ to end with Luke turning Dark and the next trilogy would have been about Leia trying to save her brother ...

So that's my prompt, Luke turns Dark in a moment of weakness in ROTJ. But he's still Luke and he's more horrified and ashamed than anything about turning. He has no way to know that it's possible to turn back, and believe he's stuck being Dark but he doesn't exactly embrace it either. He simply believe that he has become a dangerous monster and go in hiding (if the Empire fall) or try to resist the Emperor/Vader (if the Empire doesn't fall).

Meanwhile Leia who has just learned that Luke is her twin, now learn that he has turned. She refuse to believe that he's evil, because she knows him - and Han, Chewie and Lando agree with her. They go on a epic mission to chase down/kidnap Luke and force him to accept their help.


bonus : i love luke/lando so if you can manage to include it i'll be very grateful but otherwise i'm fine with canon pairings (which is basically han/leia) and luke being alone (ace!luke ? if you feel like you can write an ace character ...)

Obi-wan/Jango Fett - Kamino interrogation devolves into sex and snark

[(Anonymous)]

Obi-wan is cold and uncomfortable in his wet robes and much as it's not the Jedi way he's getting fed up with trying to pry information out of a stubborn mercenary, who he is now finding actually rather handsome in a scarred, rogueish fashion.

Jango wishes this bothersome man would just leave him alone, but on the other hand he hasn't had it from anything but his right hand in ages and despite his disdain for Jedi, he to admit this one's rather a beauty.

So of course the solution to both their problems is sex. Desperate, rough, demanding sex with much snark and taunting during.

(You don't even have to use my exact prompt here - Just give me smut, glorious smut with these two gorgeous men.)

Re: Obi-wan/Jango Fett - Kamino interrogation devolves into sex and snark

[(Anonymous)]

nice nice nice

seconded

Han/Luke, Han domming the hell out of his tiny boyfriend, forced orgasms, bondage, etc.

[(Anonymous)]

Han is cocky, self-confident, and fond of being in charge - needless to say, this all transfers much to easily into the bedroom, and one night he absolutely goes to town on Luke for the first time.

Luke isn't a virgin - Han was his first, but they've only had sex a handful of times, and while it was incredible, it was fairly conventional. Luke had no idea that sex play of this nature was even possible, and is frightened, overwhelmed, and helplessly aroused all at the same time - but enjoys himself immensely.

Tied to the bunk, suffering through countless forced orgasms on Han's fingers, cock, and not a few unimaginable alien sex toys; Han teasing him, smirking that damned grin of his while Luke screams and whimpers and trembles through ANOTHER climax.

Re: Han/Luke, Han domming the hell out of his tiny boyfriend, forced orgasms, bondage, etc.

[(Anonymous)]

+1000000

And I'll just lay down right here until this is filled.

Qui-Gon/Darth Maul

[(Anonymous)]

I almost feel like trash for posting it, but I've been shipping this ever since I first saw Phantom Menace, and I don't think I've ever seen anything with them, so...
Literally, whatever. I'll take crack, I'll take smut, I'll take angst, AU, or whatever genre there exists.

Re: Qui-Gon/Darth Maul

[(Anonymous)]

DO NOT FEEL LIKE TRASH this is very good and combines two wonderful things A+ I second

Anakin/Palpatine, more or less healthy relationship

[(Anonymous)]

So far most of fiction I've read with this ship was about Palpatine seducing Anakin, Anakin having a strong dependance on him, some kind of Stockholm syndrome vibes, yadda yadda. And there are PWP and crackfics.
I want something else. Like the two of them loving each other deeply and caring for each other (in their twisted Sith-y way, of course). No abuse, no plans to kill each other, or other things like that.
As for the timeline, I'm not really picky, choose whichever you like. Though I admit I'd prefer the OT period.

Re: Anakin/Palpatine, more or less healthy relationship

[(Anonymous)]

Oh this is really interesting. Seconded. It would be nice to see someone explore this pairing in a different way.

Padme/Palpatine-Glory Holes and Blow Jobs

[(Anonymous)]

One day, Padme saw a cock sticking straight up at the hole in the wall of her office. Curiousity gets the better of her and she starts sucking.

Palpatine had created the hole in Padme Amidala's office to entice Anakin to blow him. Instead, it was his wife who started blowing him.

+If they want both round 2.
++Palpatine threatens to use their tryst as blackmail material later.
+++ Padme turns the tables on Sheev and blackmails him right back.

Ace Luke explores kink

[(Anonymous)]

Luke is asexual, aromantic, and happy in his post-ROTJ life; he's met his family, made friends, and become a galactic hero. He couldn't ask for more.

...until he hears about the way some other sentients derive pleasure from physical pain, and hey, it sounds kind of alluring. Where does a chaste and long-suffering hero get in on some kind of this action?

Solo play or with a trusting partner is fine. Please no dark!Luke.

Re: Ace Luke explores kink

[(Anonymous)]

+1 because are you me, OP? I've wanted this for like 20 years.

Captain Phasma/General Hux, oral sex

[(Anonymous)]

I want Hux going to town on Phasma and eating her out like its his last meal.

Bonus points if you work in some size kink because giant muscle-y Phasma manhandling Hux is a delightful image in my mind.

Luke & Rey (or Luke/Rey), touch starved

[(Anonymous)]

I just love the idea of these two lonely souls learning to be around another person after being alone for so long.

The little noises of someone sleeping near by, knees brushing while they sit together and meditate, light touch of hands while correcting light saber techniques or whatever.

bonus points for Rey fiddling with Luke's mechanical hand

Re: Luke & Rey (or Luke/Rey), touch starved

[(Anonymous)]

AAAaaahh my fave Luke/Rey trope! I hope this gets a fill!

Luke/Leia, incest, force powers

[(Anonymous)]

They are both extremely strong in the Force already, and connected in the Force by blood. But having sex cranks it all up to eleven, and puts them both over the top into godmode for several hours after.

Strategic incest, for great justice.

Re: Luke/Leia, incest, force powers

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded because god mode Leia would be amazing!

Luke & Vader, AU, join the rebellion together

[(Anonymous)]

Vader finds Luke early and raises him, but is smarter enough to be super anxious about Palpatine. He knows his Master won't tolerate a powerful force sensitive like Luke running around as a free agent once he's old enough to be a threat, and he also knows exactly how horrible it is to serve Palpatine. He's able to put off deciding about this for a while--either because he manages to hide Luke from Palpatine, or because Palpatine doesn't push the issue while Luke is still a kid--and he gets at least a few years of raising Luke on his own, as Darth Vader, and while he's probably not really a good parent he does love his kid and is not cruel or violent, and they bond and have a good relationship. But then either Palpatine finds out or decides their time is up, and Vader knows he isn't powerful enough to protect Luke on his own.

Finally he decides the only safe place for Luke is with the Rebel Alliance, so he defects.

Almost no one even knew Vader HAD a son, so people are pretty shocked by that, and by how normal and nice Luke is. They want to be tolerant and not hold his family against him, but it's hard when he's so openly, visibly CLOSE to his terrible monster-dad.

Bonus if Bail Organa is still alive and he becomes one of the first ones to warm up to him, because he sees how much Vader cares about Luke and figures if he loves his kid then he can't be all bad (and that is a huge, huge relief.)

Double bonus if Luke lost his hand in this verse because Palpatine cut it off and mailed it to Vader as a mafia-style threat.

Re: Luke & Vader, AU, join the rebellion together

[(Anonymous)]

I would love to read this!!

Han/Luke, dark!Han works for Vader, he wants his son

[(Anonymous)]

Han is employed by Vader, maybe as his right hand man, or the one who he sends out to do whatever work while he has to stay put in space.

One day Vader discovers the existence of his son, and sends Han to collect him. Han is annoyed, picturing some spoiled brat who will get all of Vader's trust and training straight away. (Or Han learns Luke's last name on board the Falcon, puts two and two together, and diverts to his first job by taking Luke straight to his father.)

But Han finds himself enchanted by Luke. He's a mouthy little brat at first, sure, but also a frightened, naive young man. Vader praises Han for finding him and makes him Luke's official guard. He senses Han's lust for Luke, and encourages him to court him, but with the ever-present threat of choke-death if anything harms Luke while under his watch. (And perhaps a secret plan to get the hell out of there with Luke if Palpatine proves to be a threat. Or if Luke won't turn.)

Vader begins training Luke, who is in awe of his father. And after the sessions they sometimes retire to a family dinner with Han. Luke just doesn't know what he did to deserve this love.. or this slight imprisonment.

Basically dark!Han courting scared, unprepared Luke, after having delivered him to his boss, Vader. Luke is in awe of both his Father, and his suitor.

Vader adopts Han

[(Anonymous)]

Because of how it was worded, part of the previous prompt (dark!Han works for Vader) gave me the idea that Han was jealous of Luke and worried he was going to replace him as Vader's favorite. Which in turn made me think of Han being Vader's son.

I could see this working very well with canon. Maybe Vader was extremely depressed after being told his wife and unborn child were dead, so when he finds an young orphan boy he adopts him to soothe the ache. He's surprisingly a good father, and raises Han to be a be value life and hate slavery. So when Han comes across a mistreated wookie slave he saves him even if it means he has to run away from the Empire and his foster dad. Then he starts a life with Chewie as smugglers, and proceed to ANH. If any events from ROTJ are included (ie. Han's torture), maybe Han joining the Rebels was the last straw needed to turn Vader completely evil.

Or things could deviate shortly into ANH if Vader finds out Han is on board the death star. Maybe Vader's like "what are you doing with my son, Kenobi!" and Obi-Wan's says "you know about Luke?" and then Vader's surprised and wanting to know what Obi-Wan's talking about and Obi-Wan is upset with himself for spilling the beans. Maybe this could be a 'Vader joins the Rebels' story if Obi-Wan gets to explain to Vader what really happened.

Or, a complete AU is fine too, these are just some ideas to work with.

Re: Vader adopts Han

[(Anonymous)]

Love this!!!!!

Obi-Wan/Anakin, jealousy

[(Anonymous)]

Obi-Wan is a naturally friendly and personable guy who just happens to have sex with, like, everyone he meets. It's pretty wholesome and aboveboard and it takes Anakin a while to NOTICE, because Obi-Wan is discreet by nature and Anakin is first a baby, later slow. But eventually it kind of starts to. obsess him? He wouldn't mind so much if Obi-Wan were just in a committed sex-no-love relationship with someone! He thinks! Buuuuuuuuut...

anyway you can take this in any direction but bonus bonus bonus if at some point Obi-Wan has a relatively unsatisfactory encounter, comes home, and Anakin fucks the other guy's spunk out of him while he's still sore and loopy :3

Re: Obi-Wan/Anakin, jealousy

[(Anonymous)]

so… like… does OP have a preference as to where Obi-Wan and Anakin stand with each other? Like, do they occasionally have sex and Anakin is just TORN UP about the fact they're not exclusive or has that not happened?

Han/Lando - Friends w/Benefits pre trilogy

[(Anonymous)]

Just what their relationship was like before Cloud city and Han owning the Falcon and everything else from the OT.

Re: Han/Lando - Friends w/Benefits pre trilogy

[(Anonymous)]

Love this, definitely want to know more about these two.

Kallus & Hux (or Kallus/Hux), Time Travel

[(Anonymous)]

Through some time-travel shenanigans, either Agent Kallus or General Hux lands in the timeline of the other (or both in a different timeline).
Anything goes here - from simple interaction to slash.

Biggs/Luke/Han, mentioned past Luke/Biggs

[(Anonymous)]

Well you know that line Biggs said to Luke in the ANH deleted scene "You've got a mouth bigger than meteors"?

Well I had a thought about Biggs saying that at some point in a different context or Luke turns it into something dirty and that lead to this..

Basically I had the idea that Luke and Biggs were either together for a bit before Biggs left for the academy or had a "friends with benefits" type situation.

And when they reunite at the rebel base in ANH at some point Han, Luke, and Biggs get together for like a drink (either more time passes from when Luke and the others get there before the death star battle or an AU where Biggs survived that)

Maybe they all get a bit tipsy and Luke and Biggs start recounting some of their... exploits and making sexual comments about each other.

"Remember that time in the back room at Tosche Station"

"Remember that time your Uncle almost caught us when I had you bent over the front of the land speeder"

"Or that time you sucked me off while I was talking to the others and they had no idea you were under the table"

Stuff like that, just in a bit more explicit detail. And hearing this definitely turns Han on.

One thing leads to another and they all end up hooking up.

Bottom!Luke pls.

Bonuses:

-Han had had a thing for look for a bit before this.
-Han had kinda assumed Luke was pretty innocent so this was a shock.

Re: Biggs/Luke/Han, mentioned past Luke/Biggs

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Gen, Padme run away

[(Anonymous)]

Because she's carrying two powerful children, Padme starts to have Force Visions. She sees what happen in canon but the visions doesn't stop there, they show her a lot of possible future.

Padme can barely sleep or eat anymore. She becomes paranoid, anxious and depressed. She feels powerless, unable to change her future, knowing that every move she make can make it worse.

So she decides to do something she's never seen herself do in any of her visions : she run away. She goes to a planet far away, where she's sure she or her children won't be found and vow to herself to do everything to make Luke and Leia grow happy and far away from any trouble.

She know she made the right decision when the visions stop on her first night on the planet.

Re: Gen, Padme run away

[(Anonymous)]

This is an amazing idea!

Ahsoka|(/)Obi-Wan, raising Luke and Leia together

[(Anonymous)]

After Mustafar, instead of separating the twins and sending them to other families, Obi-Wan decides to raise them himself. Ahsoka volunteers to help.
H+, please no angst or deathfic.

Re: Ahsoka|(/)Obi-Wan, raising Luke and Leia together

[(Anonymous)]

Oooh, seconded. I really, really want to see Ahsoka with the twins.

Han/Luke, dark!Luke loves being topped hard and often

[(Anonymous)]

Han can be dark if wanted, but basically dark!Luke still loves being topped and being dominated by Han in bed. Doesn't mean they can't ever switch it up, but... Luke just loves bottoming.

No noncon, please.