Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

[swkm_mod]

Rules For Everyone:

1. YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
2. All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want. 
3. RPF is allowed
4. All comments must be anon.  Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts: 

1. Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
2. You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar. 
3. You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt.  However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
4. Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
5. You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

1. Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
2. Art and other media fills are welcome.
3. Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
4. You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
5. You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill. 
6. If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. Sorry I forgot about this.

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Announcement: I have long neglected my modly duties, because I have been both way busier than I thought I would be (the shock of young adulthood amirite?), and y'know just me being a mess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . If anyone is inclined to help me mod, or at least categorize prompts on pinboard, please message swkm-mod @ tumblr. If you don't have a tumblr, still message me but on anon, and we will find another way to communicate.

Also, I have received a request for a prompt freeze. I'm thinking that might be a good idea, but I would like to get your opinion. Let me know what you think here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Can some kind anon please break Kylo Ren for me? I want him as broken as possible thank you :D bonus points if Poe and/or Finn end up putting him back together, but it's not necessary.

Here are some thoughts on ways in which to break him:

-punishment as ordered by Snoke? maybe enacted by Hux
-some sort of Force-induced trauma, maybe having his ability to use the Force taken away
-captured by the Resistance, implodes out of shame and panic (because of assumptions based in how the First Order treats their prisoners)
-sold into slavery? IDK I'm up for it

If you can think of something better, I'm up for it. Looking more for the emotional pain than physical pain but I'm not super picky. I don't want him dead at the end, just really well tenderized.

[(Anonymous)]

Litteraly all I've wanted since seeing the movie +1

Luke/Jabba or Luke/Others: Luke gets captured for Jabba's harem instead of Leia

[(Anonymous)]

Being his enlightened RotJ self and knowing that he can't escape on his own but Han and Leia are coming to save him, Luke is uncannily chill about it.

languid noncon where Luke doesn't physically struggle.

Re: Luke/Jabba or Luke/Others: Luke gets captured for Jabba's harem instead of Leia

[(Anonymous)]

Oh man, I want to read this so badly.

Multi-generational cast: Trashy High School AU.

[(Anonymous)]

High School AU where all the characters across three generations are around the same age and not related.

After getting kicked out of he last school and going through a messy breakup with his girlfriend, Anakin genuinely just wants to keep his head down during his Senior year. He even accepts the guidance of Principal Palpatine, who sees great potential in him ... too bad some weird goth kid has heard of his juvenile record and keeps following him around, making him out to be some kind of anarchist vigilante. Now the rest of the schoo is terrified of him - but that suits the principal's plans just fine ...

Obi-Wan is a teacher who really ought to be glad that Anakin has found a positive role model for once. All the same, there's something about the Principal that gives him a bad feeling ...

Luke, Leia and Han are a trio of rebellious Juniors, though Luke is Obi-Wan's best student. Leia loathes Anakin because they both went to a previous school together, and he was a complete jerk towards her.

Rey is the new Sophomore girl who, for her own reasons, also wants to keep her head down. Too bad she and her new best friends keep getting harassed by those creepy goth kids.



Pairings up to the filler :) If someone wanted to keep certain characters related, i.e. Luke and Leia, that's fine too. (Maybe Anakin can be their long-lost older brother or something ...)

Hux/Kylo, terrible patient/bedside manner

[(Anonymous)]

Starkiller is the first real defeat Kylo's suffered through since turning to the Dark Side. And now he's bedridden (maybe Snoke's refusing to let him use a bacta-tank so he can use his ~suffering~ to fuel his rage).

Hux is in deep shit over his baby death ray project imploding. So as punishment, he's assigned to looking after Kylo.

One is a terrible patient. The other is a terrible nurse. Will the First Order survive their bickering? (gen or pairing, either is good)

Finn/Rey, adorable distraction

[(Anonymous)]

Finn's supposed to be helping Rey with her Jedi training. But he's actually a huge distraction, because Rey keeps wandering off with him for adventures and cuddles.

Luke can't even be mad, because it's so damn cute. :3

Padme/Obi-Wan, pre-AotC AU

[(Anonymous)]

Padme and Obi-Wan work together to bring a new world into the Republic, and part of the world's process is for the Republic's representatives to 'mingle their seed on fertile ground'. In front of witnesses, naturally.

Up to filler if Anakin is present or not, but if he is, he can only be a witness. No OT3 this time.

Leia/Rey, hair braiding, pampering

[(Anonymous)]

Leia braids/styles Rey's hair for her (because if that flashback was any indication, Rey's been wearing the same style of updo for years). Rey absolutely melts under the gentle touch, so Leia starts finding excuses to pamper Rey and give her those little comforts.

Don't mind if you go for gen or femslash, I just want more of these two!

[FILL]: Leia & Rey, hair braiding, pampering

[stripesyturtle]

I hope this is okay: Ao3 & Tumblr.

Hux/Kylo, slapping

[(Anonymous)]

Either Kylo or Hux slaps the other. They're not expecting it to be a turn-on.

Poe/Leia or Poe & Leia, Poe and the General bond (PTSD, guilt, angst, etc.)

[(Anonymous)]

Shortly after the resistance blows up Starkiller Base, General Organa pulls Poe aside for a talk. Poe worries he's going to be reprimanded for some irresponsible action he took during the battle, but the general actually wants to talk to him about the torture he endured at Kylo Ren's hands and make sure he's okay. While she's an efficient, no-nonsense leader, Leia's known Poe for most of his life and knows when he's running on empty.

Poe and Leia end up bonding over their shared experiences of torture/manipulation, Leia at the hand of Vader and Poe at the hand of her son. Perhaps Poe has to work out his guilt at having "given up" the resistance base. I think Leia would certainly be able to relate to something like that.

I also kind of headcanon Poe and Ben/Kylo Ren as childhood friends; maybe they wade through the feelings of betrayal together, with Poe and his former friend and Leia and the man she later learned was her father. Maybe Leia coaches Poe through a panic attack, or explains how to cope with anxiety, or maybe she just holds his hand and listens while he describes his nightmares or something.

Gen or Poe/Leia, either is fine by me.

(this prompt will probably be x-posted to the other meme once it reopens just fyi)

Han/Luke, blatantly in love, exasperated!Leia

[(Anonymous)]

Just want to see Han totally smitten with Luke in a rather ridiculous way. Like, if Luke looks uncomfortable (e.g. cold) Han is immediately there to pass him a blanket or even his own jacket, or if Luke's in danger Han's like LUKE'S IN DANGER?! I MUST RESCUE no matter how capable Luke is, and is just generally determined he's going to protect and care for Luke where he assumes everyone else can take care of themselves. Luke appreciates it deeply, but maybe isn't quite sure what it's all about, or just thinks it's funnier to watch Han try to figure it out.

Han still occasionally hits on Leia, and while Leia's flattered, she just does a massive eye roll and is like "you may fancy me but you're IN LOVE with Luke don't even fuck about now" and encourages Han to just get together with him.

I don't mind if this relationship is asexual or polyamorous or whatever, but I'd prefer no explicit incest or cheating please!

Re: Han/Luke, blatantly in love, exasperated!Leia

[(Anonymous)]

This is adorable

Kylo-Ren/Hux AU Hitmen "In Bruges" remake. Star Wars style

[(Anonymous)]

inspired by the end of this podcast (literally like the last 3 minutes) http://nerdist.com/nerdist-podcast-domhnall-gleeson/

POST TFA: Kylo Ren is incredibly depressed after killing his father, and disappointing Snoke constantly.
Hux and Ren are sent to a planet by Snoke for a mission, but it turns out Snoke is actually sending Hux and Kylo Ren away so Hux can kill Kylo Ren.

Hilarity ensues. Please include a scene like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lcpyhd5LHI

Ahsoka/Obi-Wan, touch-starved

[(Anonymous)]

Ahsoka is on a mission to Tatooine, and there she finds out Obi-Wan is her contact. They end up back at his hermitage, and they find out just how starved for contact and affection they both are, and fall into bed together.

Bonus points for Ahsoka asking Obi-Wan to come back and join the rebellion with her (pretty sure the Rebels might devolve into fanboys and fangirls if they had the famed Negotiator among them), but he refuses, saying his place is here, even if he cannot divulge exactly why.

Re: Ahsoka/Obi-Wan, touch-starved

[(Anonymous)]

Oooh, oh oh oh, ooooooooh!

That is to say YES!!!!

Obi-Wan/Clones, Soulmate fic

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, so I saw someone asking for Jango Fett/Obi-Wan soulmate fic, and another asking if clones have soulmates (like if they'd all share one or they wouldn't at all or if they aren't any different from everyone else when it comes to soulmates)and I just got to thinking; what if Obi-Wan was the soulmate of each and every clone trooper in the clone wars? Like, all the clones logically know Obi-Wan's "real" soulmate was Jango but it doesn't stop them from loving him and wanting to protect him and that's why when The Order to kill all Jedi comes out that one clone purposefully misses Obi. The clones know they have to obey the order but it is a unanimous decision that they can't/won't kill Obi-Wan.
If writer wants they can go totally AU and straight up have a world where the Jedi never died because The Negotiator and his Army of Soulmates.
Go Crazy and write anything really, I'd settle for an Obi-Wan gang-bang with a unit of his soulmates. I just really want to see a fic where this is a thing.

Re: Obi-Wan/Clones, Soulmate fic

[(Anonymous)]

The clones all turn on Palpatine because fuck you, we aren't killing our soulmate.

Poe & BB-8, pre-movies, BB-8 is a service droid (PTSD, panic/anxiety, H/C, etc.)

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone in the resistance knows Poe and BB-8 share a special bond. What most don't know is BB-8 was given to Poe by General Organa as a service droid after he was seriously injured or traumatized during events prior to SW: TFA. BB-8 comforts Poe and was made to help him deal with his PTSD, panic, and anxiety, and is his constant companion. Poe's come to care about the droid, and BB-8, as much as is possible for a droid, has come to care for Poe. (If you could tie this into SW: TFA, and the two having to separate for a huge chunk of the movie, that would be cool too.)

Background pairings/relationships are welcome! Finn/Poe, Poe/Jessika, Poe/Snap, and/or Poe/Jessika/Snap relationship/friendship would be especially cool!

Re: Poe & BB-8, pre-movies, BB-8 is a service droid (PTSD, panic/anxiety, H/C, etc.)

[(Anonymous)]

This is adorable!

Luke/Leia, soul marks

[(Anonymous)]

They're marked as soul mates (sorry Han, but for the sake of this fic.) They're also brother and sister. They don't really know what to do about it--how can they just walk away from each other? After finally FINDING each other after so long.

Possibly why Yoda and Obi-Wan separated them in the first place.

Re: Luke/Leia, soul marks

[(Anonymous)]

Yay for awkward incest pining :D Maybe that's also why Luke eventually ran away?

Luke/Aphra (...with shades of Aphra/Vader and Luke/Vader)

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone read the Vader Comics? The deeper we get in, the more badly I want this. I want her to find out that he's Vader's son and then just find his skin and hair and face really fascinating, because he's Vader's flesh and blood, it's almost like seeing Vader himself unmasked, is this what he looks like? Not to mention the metaphorical emotional unmasking, the thing Vader cares about most in all the galaxy laid out right there in human skin. Plus, he's young and cute and waaaay less dangerous than his daddy.

Luke is pretty creeped out by the nature of her attention, but (once he knows Vader is his father) is also actually really curious about this person who KNOWS his father, who apparently LIKES the man.

I really have no idea what Vader would think of the whole thing.

Re: Luke/Aphra (...with shades of Aphra/Vader and Luke/Vader)

[(Anonymous)]

This is glorious. Yes please!

Luke in Jabba's harem

[(Anonymous)]

So I'm horrible trash but that Luke/Jabba prompt that hasn't even been filled yet--I already want an AU where Vader finds out and rescues him instead of Han and Leia.

Re: Luke in Jabba's harem

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh. Why? Corruption ending? Incest ending? Another reason?

kylo/rey/hux, dubcon

[(Anonymous)]

hux, competitive asshole that he is, gets to rey in the interrogation room before kylo does. kylo arrives to find hux getting his hands dirty trying to extract the information and is predictably angry with hux's methods. things escalate from there.

bonus points if:

+ both of them are trying their damnedest to completely wreck her
+ while also one-upping each other
+ kylo pleasures her mentally while hux pleasures her physically
+ rey is completely overwhelmed and overstimulated by the attention

[(Anonymous)]

To protect Padme, Anakin has to become the new decoy Queen Amidala. This includes the ridiculous dresses and full makeup. (We will say he just needs to be seen from a distance, for plausibility's sake).

I would love to see:
- Anakin making friends with Padmes handmaidens
- Padme and Anakin making out (or other things) while he's all dressed up
- They get attacked and Anakin can't blow his cover in public, so Padme protects him
- Obi Wan being far too amused and milling the situation for all its worth

OP - Subject fail; I'll repost

[(Anonymous)]

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Padme/Anakin, Obi-Wan - crossdressing

[(Anonymous)]

To protect Padme, Anakin has to become the new decoy Queen Amidala. This includes the ridiculous dresses and full makeup. (We will say he just needs to be seen from a distance, for plausibility's sake).

I would love to see:
- Anakin making friends with Padme's handmaidens
- Padme and Anakin making out (or other things) while he's all dressed up
- They get attacked and Anakin can't blow his cover in public, so Padme protects him
- Obi Wan being far too amused and milking the situation for all its worth in his usual deadpan way

(If you want to throw Obi-Wan in, enjoying Queen Anakin as much as Padme does, feel free :D )

Re: Padme/Anakin, Obi-Wan - crossdressing

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't know I need this but I do.
So seconded!

Kylo Ren, lightside but still a war criminal

[(Anonymous)]

Kylo Ren turns light-side again and works to bring down Snoke... but afterwards, he still needs to face the Republic's justice for what he's done whilst working for the First Order.

Let's see Kylo/Ben dealing with waiting for his trial, interacting with Leia and Luke and the other Rebels, fighting the temptation to run for it or kill himself, and ultimately deciding/being convinced to stay and face the music. Nobody said redemption was going to be easy.

Some crime lord/Luke, Han/Luke, non-con, forced into slavery, protective Han, hurt/comfort

[(Anonymous)]

This is nasty I am sorry.

Han and Luke are already in an established relationship.

They go on a mission, get captured by the local crime gang who also deals in slavery. They want Han to work something manual bc he looks strong (miner or something) and Luke to be a pleasure slave because he is such a pretty boy.

Since being innocent and untouched means more money, the Crime Lord wants to find out if Luke is a virgin or not. He does find out that Luke is not one. And he also finds out that Han and Luke are together.

So this crime lord takes Luke in front of Han... just to show that the boy is his now.

And then some hurt/comfort as Han tries to help Luke to recover when they are left alone.

Poe/Kylo or Poe&Kylo: the odd couple

[(Anonymous)]

An AU probably makes most sense for this prompt, but I suppose it could feature a post-dark-side Ben Solo as well.

Just something featuring Poe and Ben Solo having a similar dynamic like Oscar Isaac and Adam Driver: (like here, or in their joint Conan interview) http://hardyness.tumblr.com/post/136765800537/adam-driver-and-oscar-isaac-at-the-star-wars-the

One is a serious and socially awkward introvert, the other is a an outgoing charmer, but they're actually really fond of each other. IN SPACE.

Poe Dameron/Kylo Ren, non-con

[(Anonymous)]

The torture scene with Poe and Kylo turns into rape. Bonus points if Poe is insulting Kylo and fighting back the entire time.

R2-D2, grief, post-TFA

[(Anonymous)]

R2 is getting quite upset at all these organics leaving him. First Anakin and Padme, then Obi-Wan, then Luke, and now Han. Would love to see the poor dear giving Luke a piece of his mind after their reunion post-TFA.

Droid feels FTW!

Re: R2-D2, grief, post-TFA

[(Anonymous)]

Awww, this is such a sweet but sad idea. R2 really has seen some awful shit in his days - at least 3PO had his memory wiped, R2's having to carry it all with him. :(