Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

[swkm_mod]

Rules For Everyone:

1. YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
2. All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want. 
3. RPF is allowed
4. All comments must be anon.  Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts: 

1. Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
2. You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar. 
3. You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt.  However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
4. Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
5. You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

1. Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
2. Art and other media fills are welcome.
3. Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
4. You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
5. You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill. 
6. If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. Sorry I forgot about this.

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Announcement: I have long neglected my modly duties, because I have been both way busier than I thought I would be (the shock of young adulthood amirite?), and y'know just me being a mess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . If anyone is inclined to help me mod, or at least categorize prompts on pinboard, please message swkm-mod @ tumblr. If you don't have a tumblr, still message me but on anon, and we will find another way to communicate.

Also, I have received a request for a prompt freeze. I'm thinking that might be a good idea, but I would like to get your opinion. Let me know what you think here.

Comments

Quinlan Vos/Kit Fisto/Shaak Ti

[(Anonymous)]

Three differents sets of genitalia make interesting first time...if slightly confusing.

Re: Quinlan Vos/Kit Fisto/Shaak Ti

[(Anonymous)]

A+ prompt. Always here for more Jedi sexy times. Esp alien Jedi

Old Ben, time travel

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen a lot of time travel fics where Obi Wan goes back in time and fixes things but one thing that always sticks out to me is how he acts. In these stories Obi Wan is characterized like he just suffered through Mustafar and Order 66 instead of living on Tatooine for 20 years and being dead for another 3.

What I want is old, wise, and patient Master Ben Kenobi to be sent through time to just before he became a padawan and he has to deal with everything all over again, only now he's stuck in his 12 year old body with all the wisdom and skill of a Jedi Master and knowledge of the future and the flaws that the Jedi Order holds.

Seeing as he refuses to let his future come to pass, he sets about changing the order from within while also dealing with PTSD flashbacks from Order 66. Needless to say, the council is stupefied by this initiate with the lightsaber ability to rival Master Windu, the patience to rival Yoda and the deepest force connection anyone has seen in a long time(a benefit of having been one with the force for so long)

Re: Old Ben, time travel

[(Anonymous)]

Oh hell, hell YES!!
please, please somebody write this!!

Riv Shiel/Gavin Darklighter

[(Anonymous)]

Because it's in X-wings: Wedge's Gamble, he's undercover as Vin Leiger, a young man who had hooked up with a Shistavanen, played by fellow Rebel Riv Shiel. We don't see a lot of reference to alien/human pairings in Star Wars, a few but not enough, and we don't see reference to same-gender pairings.
It should be celebrated by a fic, a fanart, a PWP....

Isolder/Luke Skywalker

[(Anonymous)]

If he can't have the sister, he would make a good husband for the brother!

Re: Isolder/Luke Skywalker

[(Anonymous)]

+1 This is a great idea

Trios/Vader. Or Aphra/Vader/Trios.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm the only one to like the pairing? After all, he made her queen of Shu-Torun.
And if he can't, he could love to watch Aphra and the young queen!

Obi-wan/A'sharad Hett, healing on Tatoin.

[(Anonymous)]

Because what was Kenobi thinking, exiling him ? Hett became a Sith after that. He would have made less damage as a Tusken leader.
I dream of a fic with them; Obi-wan could lose, but be healed by Hett, because he can't bring himself to kill one of the last Jedi, or Hett can lose, and Obi-wan can choose to keep him to help him go back to the Jedi path.

Re: Obi-wan/A'sharad Hett, healing on Tatoin.

[(Anonymous)]

What an intriguing idea anon!

Obi-Wan/Satine, angry sex post Deception arc

[(Anonymous)]

When Satine finds out that Obi-Wan is alive, she literally storms the Temple, simultaneously furious, relieved and determined to do something with their non-relationship, because to hell with it, she thought she had lost him and she is not going to waste another chance. Things escalate pretty quickly and they end up having sex on every surface, half destroying Obi-Wan's apartment.

Bonus points for Obi-Wan trying to explain the state of his quarters to Anakin (or someone else, like Ahsoka or Mace!).

Re: Obi-Wan/Satine, angry sex post Deception arc

[(Anonymous)]

+1!!

Post Deception Arc, fighting

[(Anonymous)]

After faking his death and going undercover as Rako Hardeen, Obi Wan is getting a lot of shit from Anakin, Ahsoka, Padme and all of his other friends. He never actually defends his actions but eventually someone has had enough and they end up going off on everyone who said anything about Obi Wan going undercover because 'he was just doing his job and you can't say you wouldn't have done the same thing.' which leads to slightly sheepish people and apologies all around.

I don't care who stands up for Obi Wan, I just want him to stop getting shit because he was just doing his job.

Re: Post Deception Arc, fighting

[(Anonymous)]

To be honest, I would kind of love to see Mace Windu stand up for him. I mean, he could point out all the times Anakin, Ahsoka and Padme have pulled crap that wasn't part of their jobs and not gotten near the flack Obi-Wan has for doing what he was told.

But whoever is chosen, this is a solid gold prompt.

Anakin-Streaking, Drug Use

[(Anonymous)]

Anakin takes the Star Wars version of MDMA and goes streaking around the Jedi Temple. Obi Wan, Padme, Ahsoka, Younglings, Yoda, visiting senators, Mace Windu,Palpatine and the Jedi Council watch in shock.

Bonus points if Palpatine makes some inappropriate comment about Anakin and Obi Wan, Padme and/or Ahsoka knocks him out.

kylo ren/luke skywalker

[(Anonymous)]

for as long as ben can remember he had a thing for his uncle, when he was younger he did not understand what it meant. now that he is an adult he no longer has to deny his feelings.

kylo somehow manages to de-age luke to his age from a new hope (with his abilities from back then), so he can feel even more in control.
han is still alive
takes place before luke vanishes
obsessed!kylo
luke is very reluctant at first, but gets into it after a while and some convincing

Re: kylo ren/luke skywalker

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, yes please!

Time travel + Non Jedi = Saving the galaxy

[(Anonymous)]

So, how about a time-travel story where the one who travel through time have no access whatsoever to the Force? Say Bail, Mon-Mothma, the clones.

And they end up saving the Jedi ans the Galaxy?

(Not Padme please, we already have a few of those)

Re: Time travel + Non Jedi = Saving the galaxy

[(Anonymous)]

oooo, I'm imagining Bail trying to do this. What if he goes back after Alderaan's destruction?! So much potential feels!

Anakin/Obi-Wan - Anakin sleeps in bondage

[(Anonymous)]

There would probably be some D/s tones to this. The exact dynamics of the relationship are up to you, but Anakin and Obi-Wan have got some sort of relationship or situation worked out that involves Anakin regularly sharing a bed with Obi-Wan and spending the night in some type of restraints. Sex is fine but not necessary. Anakin is a Knight at this point, and whatever sex or kinkiness they're engaging in is consensual.

Please no scat or water sports.

Re: Anakin/Obi-Wan - Anakin sleeps in bondage

[(Anonymous)]

yes please

Pre-"The New Dawn" Kanan Jarrus - risky situations

[(Anonymous)]

I want to see some of this vagabond's life of his, especially when it comes to risky sexual experiences.
A really shady place on a pleasure planet? A tentacled friendly co-worker? Pleasure drugs? Strange alien customs? This incident with pirates that didn't ask first? Infamous bartender's daughter?
I basically want it all. Come on guys, there is no other character in SW with so many excuses to get laid in so many creative ways.
Before he'd heard that one Twi'lek's voice, obviously.

Re: Pre-"The New Dawn" Kanan Jarrus - risky situations

[(Anonymous)]

Yes! This prompt needs filling like NOW.

Surprise babies

[(Anonymous)]

So like Anakin is minding his own business somewhere (ie, on a mission with Obi-wan pre-Clone Wars/in the Temple trying to do this thing called 'meditation'/doing something Clone Wars related/hanging out with Padme/whatevs) when suddenly a pair of infant twins randomly manifest into reality. The babies aren't very impressed with this turn of events so they cry. A lot. Very loudly.

Some council member decides that Anakin needs punishment for whatever backtalk he did last week/to learn the Consequences(TM) of attachment/a lesson since this must a be trial brought upon by the force/etc and has him take care of them for a few days while their surprise entrance to the galaxy is investigated.

Bonus points if:

-Anakin is in the middle of a battle and thus he spends some time freaking out and trying to make sure nothing happens to them before reinforcements arrive.
-Its a Luke and Leia time travel!fix it plot but they've been brought back as babies and they don't know how this is supposed to save the galaxy wtf
-Anakin has no idea why the female twin seems to radiate hatred at him. What did he do to deserve that?
-The babies have different reactions to people Anakin comes across and being near Palpatine results everybody going deaf until the Bad Man goes away
-Anakin ends up looking like he hasn't slept in weeks after a few days of babysitting and most definitely not hallucinating a ghost version of Qui-Gon who isn't very helpful at all

Re: Surprise babies

[(Anonymous)]

The only time the babies are willing to put up with Palpatine is when they need to soil their diapers (Yes, I'm suggesting they literally crap on him).

Anakin initially thinks they're being as loud as possible when Palpatine is simply near. Then he makes the mistake of letting him hold one and finds out how wrong he was.

Uh...what would happen is some ran on test on the twins to see who the parents are?

Anakin/Padme, Padme/handmaiden, Obi-wan/handmaiden

[(Anonymous)]

I found my inspiration in that prompt: http://starwarskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/586.html?thread=1128522#cmt1128522

I just want Oib-wan addedd to the mix, and I like the idea of different families than on Earth. So, when it's revealed Anakin is Padme's husband, it's normal for his most close male relative to live with him, Padme and the handmaiden. Only Obi-wan was raised as a Jedi, not a man from Naboo, and he has difficulties adjusting, until Sabe and the others have enough of him hesitating and make him understand he's supposed to be in their bed, and pronto, because they want children close in age from the twins.

Obi-wan/Mace, post Deception Arc, Jedi-sex

[(Anonymous)]

post Deception , Obi-wan struggles with his place in the order. His lover helps him: a lot of meditation, training together, perhaps he even teaches him Vapaad.
And a lot of Jedi sex, strange and tantric!

Tycho Celchu/Wedge Antilles., post battle lust

[(Anonymous)]

The Rogue have a reputation for doing the impossible. The adrenaline is always high at the end, and Tycho and Wedge like to burn it together in the shower.

Bonus: have a thing for bottom! Tycho.

Sheev Palpatine/Finis Valorum

[(Anonymous)]

Senator Palpatine sleeps his way to the top...all the way to the top, that is, with Supreme Chancellor Valorum.

Has anyone read James Luceno's Cloak of Deception? First thought: they're totally banging each other.

Re: Sheev Palpatine/Finis Valorum

[(Anonymous)]

*quietly sets up camp and waits for this to be filled*

I am surprisingly into this idea.

Is that book an official canon one?

Boil/Nilim Bril, raising Numa

[(Anonymous)]

Post-order 66 Boil defects and hides on the only planet where he has still someone left he cares for: Ryloth
Little Numa is really happy to see him while her uncle Nilim is a little more apprehensive and most other twi'leks don't know what to make of this human.
But eventually they come around and so does Nilim, especially since Boil loves Numa as much as he does.

(totally inspire by adult Numa wearing parts of Boil's armour as her own)

Re: Boil/Nilim Bril, raising Numa

[(Anonymous)]

A+ prompt, anon.

Cody/Obi-Wan, happy ending

[(Anonymous)]

The reason we haven't seen or heard from Cody in SWR yet? He's living happily ever after on Tattoine with Obi-Wan, what else.

Re: Cody/Obi-Wan, happy ending

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!

Rex/Gillad Pelleaon.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm reading The Clone Wars: No Prisoners and now I'm dreaming of Rex/Gillad Pelleaon.
PWP during the war or Rex as a Rebel trying to seduce Pelleaon to the Alliance, I don't care!

Thrawn/Any

[(Anonymous)]

I feel the need for somebody to rescue a wounded Thrawn after his presumed death by Noghri.
I would prefer it if it was one of the "good" guys that tries to convert Thrawn and until then keeps him "for his own (and everybody elses who are we kiddin') security".
No noncon or torture please!
If Thrawn does get annoyed by all his attempts at manipulation failing I would to see that as well :)

Obi-wan/Taria, friends with benefit

[(Anonymous)]

In Clone Wars Gambit: Stealth, we meet Master Taria Damsin, ex-lover of Obi-wan, and the narrator tell us it was not attachement.
So, I suppose it was friendly sex?

I just want newly knhighted Obi-wan having Bant babysitt for sexy time, fun and whithout complications...

Crack prompt : Nothing and nobody can kill Kenobi

[(Anonymous)]

Sidious don't like Obi-wan influence on his futur apprentice, so he try to kill the Jedi during the war.
A lot.
But everything fails in the most improbable way you could imagine.

The supposed enraged Gundark is now following Kenobi around like a pet, and eating would-be assassin, the bounty hunter found love with a clone commander (Cody? We don't have Cody/Cad Bane yet), and is now working with the Republic, the second bounty hunter did the same thing with a different clone, the ancient Sith poison only gave Kenobi visions of the future that the infuriating Jedi used to beat Grievious in battle...

Poor Palpatine is tearing his hair in his evil lair!

Re: Crack prompt : Nothing and nobody can kill Kenobi

[(Anonymous)]

Yes please!

Anakin/Obi-Wan, Sith AU, The only way to get rid of temptation

[(Anonymous)]

An Anakin/Obi-wan AU where one of them has always been a Sith* based on the quote:

“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.”

Can be as creepy, angsty, fluffy, or whatever as the filler desires. The important thing is to have fun and revel in the foe-yay.

RTYIs are welcome for fics which have not been posted to AO3. If it has been posted to AO3, I've probably read it, unless it's very poorly tagged.

*also acceptable: things went as in canon til after the Battle of Naboo, at which point they parted ways and one of them became Sith.