Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

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Rules For Everyone:

1. YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
2. All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want. 
3. RPF is allowed
4. All comments must be anon.  Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts: 

1. Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
2. You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar. 
3. You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt.  However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
4. Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
5. You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

1. Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
2. Art and other media fills are welcome.
3. Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
4. You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
5. You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill. 
6. If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. Sorry I forgot about this.

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Comments

Stormpilot with inexperienced Poe

[(Anonymous)]

So, the fandom has decided to make Poe some sort of sex god who's done it with everyone, everywhere. Now, I'm not exactly complaining, but it's nice to have a change?
Poe Dameron who was always simply too busy (y'know, being the Resistance's best pilot & poster boy) to get involved with anyone.
Poe Dameron who was too worried about dying to get involved with anyone.
Poe Dameron who, friendly and loveable as he is, is actually incredibly awkward when it comes to moving out of friendly territory.

I don't care. I don't care whether you take this to mean inexperienced in romantic stuff (Poe Dameron who can fuck you so hard you forget your own name but isn't sure exactly what a date is, or how you tell when you're on one) or sex, but INEXPERIENCED POE

Finn can be as inexperienced or experienced as you want, who knows what those Stormtroopers were getting up to when Phasma was away.

Thank you!

Re: Stormpilot with inexperienced Poe

[(Anonymous)]

+10

(i just love the idea of poe being so obviously crushing on finn but he has no idea what to actually do about it because that never really happened before)

Princess Phasma

[(Anonymous)]

I keep talking about TFA with friends and raving about Phasma, and I keep slipping up and saying "Princess Phasma." God knows why. But now I can't get it out of my head--what if Phasma is secretly a princess? Does she know? Is she rebelling against her family, or carrying on their Imperial legacy?

Gen or pairings, dark!Luke uses his adorableness, maybe violence/death & dark!Leia & Han

[(Anonymous)]

Luke goes dark or is raised not really knowing anything else. He still looks like a pretty little farm boy, and he uses this to catch people off guard, win them over, enchant them, and sometimes maybe entrap them.

Vader is taken aback by his son's ways, but figures they're effective enough. Effective enough that even he will stand protectively at Luke's shoulder, even if all is going to plan.

If Leia is present as well, perhaps she is the only one who knows that... despite Luke's endearing manners and habits being actually quite genuine, her brother knows EXACTLY what he's doing and how he comes off.

I don't really know where I'd like this to go, but it might be quite fun if Luke used his beguiling nature to fool EVERYONE. He can go to the light, or just do his own thing, or remain with the dark side. I don't mind at all. I'm a sucker for happy endings, but evil!cute!Luke winning (or even losing) through dubious means could be fun.

Dark!Luke is deadly... but that doesn't mean he's not still adorable.

Bonus for:
1. Han/Luke or Han/Luke/Leia, with maybe Han as an officer who worships the ground Luke and maybe Leia walk on. Or he comes across them and despite being nervous is TOTALLY sucked in by Luke's adorableness.
2. The Emperor guessing that the cute thing is an act, but enjoying the spectacle of this pretty young boy too much to care... until it's too late for him.
3. Leia (whether dark or light) having her own tricks. Maybe she plays it sweet, too. Or she's as solid and strong as she is in the movies. Or she's more knowingly seductive. Or she's just plain, bone chilling terrifying.
4. Luke and Leia running circles around Vader when they can, but still respecting and loving him to a extent.

Please no non con or incest... at least not between Vader and his kids. Luke and Leia is okay if it makes sense.

Re: Gen or pairings, dark!Luke uses his adorableness, maybe violence/death & dark!Leia & Han

[(Anonymous)]

Exciting and great!!! I would want to read it.

Vader/Luke incest, underage sex

[(Anonymous)]

While on a mission for the Alliance, Luke is struck by a mysterious beam of light and find himself stuck in his 10 years old body and this being his lucky day, a Star Destroyer is not far from his position with Vader in it who senses his presence in the Force. At first confused, then more than displeased by this situation, Vader wants to find the people responsible no matter what.

Bonus:
Luke being turned on by his father's vocoder
Luke trying to be dominant by topping Vader and failing miserably
No rescue mission by Han/Leia/the Alliance
Possessive and overprotective Vader

Rey/BB-8

[(Anonymous)]

BB-8 wants to thank Rey for saving him from Teedo, so he offers himself as Rey's personal sex-droid for the night, to which she agrees. There should be a scene where BB-8 grinds his ball up against Rey's crotch, causing her to climax. The tone should be funny, but also sweet.

Senate Orgy, post AotC

[(Anonymous)]

There was a major victory in the Clone Wars and the Senate is having a major celebration. Naturally, liquor will be served and everyone's inhibitions will be lowered. I would like the entire Senate to fuck each other in a intergalatic orgy. Featuring Palpatine, Padme Amidala, Bail Organa, Mon Mothma, Satine Kryze, Rush Clovis and the other senators that are featured in the prequels and The Clone Wars series.

Gen or any/any, Vader keeps Luke, stockholme syndrome, angst

[(Anonymous)]

(Can be Luke & Leia raised by Vader or not)

Vader adores Luke to hypocritical standards. Even if Luke will never turn to the dark side, he loves him, and sees him as a precious, irreplaceable thing.

Even when or if Leia turns to the dark side, Vader is not tempted to give up on Luke. He keeps him with him always. Even if Luke is married off and has children, and HIS children turn to the dark side, Vader will not harm him because he now has willing heirs.

Luke can escape, or not. Don't mind the pairings, but no incest.

Gen, Vader upset that Luke & Leia are afraid of him

[(Anonymous)]

Vader tracks down both his children when they're young. Luke and Leia are both terrified of him, and despite the fact that he technically believes they should be, he finds that he actually... doesn't like it.

Kylux, meet the family

[(Anonymous)]

It's established fanon that Hux's parents are emotionally distant at best and actively abusive at worst. When he meets Han and Leia (diplomacy? kidnapping? modern AU? go nuts!), he expects them to be ten times worse given Kylo's whining and bitching...but actually, they are completely delightful even when they're bickering with each other and Hux adores them.

Han/Luke, Luke gets auctioned off

[(Anonymous)]

Okay so I was watching that SNL skit where Mark Hamill is sold on the home shopping network and it gave me the idea.

Han like gets a tip and goes to an auction of some sort, maybe he had just finished a job, had extra credits to spend and heard they had some good stuff. So he goes there and things seem pretty normal and they do have some interesting stuff being sold.

Then they bring out Luke.

Han is like "wtf" because he wasn't expecting them to do that kind of auction (and Han does not approve).

Han has no interest in "owning" a person, but he's watching Luke, who looks very lost and scared, and the auctioneer saying what he could be used for isn't helping make Han any less pissed off.

So Han decides to try and buy Luke to help him.

Then either he wins Luke or someone really asshole-ish wins Luke and Han just.. "yeah, no." and rescues him.

Though Han tells him he's free to do what he likes he chooses to stay with Han (maybe his aunt and uncle still got killed but he got captured before he could get to Ben).

Or in the event of Han having "stole" him, they gotta get off the planet quickly.

Skysolo ensues.

Re: Han/Luke, Luke gets auctioned off

[(Anonymous)]

This would be great

R2D2/C-3PO, and BB-8 makes

[(Anonymous)]

Literally just anything with R2 and 3PO being BB-8's gay robot daddies.

Star Wars, Smith Family Edition

[(Anonymous)]

Everything is the same except that Jaden and Willow are Luke and Leia. Not as actors. Jaden Skywalker and Willow Organa.

Feel free to replace other characters with celebrities as appropriate.

Han [/ or + Any ] - Bored!Han Jerks off

[(Anonymous)]

So I read the first draft of ROTJ which as Han locked in Jabba's dungeon for a year instead of in the carbonite.

So I just want a scene where Han gets incredibly bored just sitting in that cell doing nothing with not even Jabba's goons coming in to torture him and just starts Jerking off to pass the time.

++ Someone walks in as he does it.

Kylo, Luke, one-sided inadvertent incestuous crush

[(Anonymous)]

Fifteen-year-old Ben has a crush on a family friend, the soft-spoken but powerful Jedi Master Luke Skywalker. And then he learns that Master Luke is his real uncle. Somehow his desires do not change.

Please no dubcon or noncon. Otherwise, interpret however you want.

Re: Kylo, Luke, one-sided inadvertent incestuous crush

[(Anonymous)]

mmmm yes

Luke, Leia - who's the older twin?

[(Anonymous)]

Luke and Leia both insist that the other twin is younger.

"hey, little brother, how's training going?"

"Great, little sister, how's setting up the new Republic?"

If Leia doesn't want to deal with some particularly irksome politicians, she demands Luke do it as he is the older twin. Luke peevishly tells her she can't change her birth order just because she feels like it, totally ignoring the fact that he's doing the same thing.

Han and Chewie are just rolling their eyes.

Eventually, it occurs to them to ask Ghost!Obi-Wan, as Ghost!Anakin doesn't know either, and would like to, for, y'know, completeness. (I am a huge fan of Dork Vader.)

Just give me dorky Skywalker family fluff. I don't even care who actually is the oldest.

han/luke - canon divergent (x-post)

[(Anonymous)]

han and luke discuss starting a family then nervously approach leia to ask her if she will be a surrogate or egg donor for them. han and luke get their baby/babies.

+ if luke and han have been having a biological clock type thing where they are fantasizing about being able to conceive between them without needing female help
++ if those fantasies play out during sex

happy ending necessary
as explicit as you wish
i love mpreg but not omega verse

Anakin/Obi-Wan - Pretend Relationship

[(Anonymous)]

Obi-Wan and (Jedi Knight!)Anakin have to be in a fake relationship for a mission that will last months. Neither of them are happy about it.

Anakin isn't happy because he has a crush on Obi-Wan and it will be torture for him.

Obi-Wan because he's very uncomfortable with romantic relationships at all or to being that close to anyone. He's also completely unaware that he's in love with Anakin.

Of course as per the rule of the fake relationship trope they end up together.

Bonus :

- if Anakin and Padme are married, Padme is ok with this (maybe they have a open relationship and she's in Sabé's bed during all this ? maybe they fell out of love ? maybe she simply knows Anakin can love both of them ? maybe she's waiting for the inevitable Ani/Obi/Padme ?idk)
- Obi-Wan is quickly overwhelmed by all the touching and kissing and hugging that Anakin does, Anakin thinks that Obi-Wan is disgusted and is sad but the people they're trying to fool are perceptive and know that Obi-Wan is just hypersensitive (and they tease Anakin about having a husband that's so receptive to his touch which he's confused about)
- The Council totally choose the two of them for the mission because they were tired of seeing Anakin pin after Obi-Wan (and they're hoping that the relationship will stabilize the Chosen One a little)

Re: Anakin/Obi-Wan - Pretend Relationship

[(Anonymous)]

+1!


I may (possibly, only possibly) try to write this.

Palpatine/Vader, abuse, non-con, sexual slavery

[(Anonymous)]

Suitless Vader, either because he didn't fall at Mustafar or because he got healed later. It makes his life under Palpatine worse, not better.

The worst part is that everyone seems to know. People in the Empire know better than to say anything directly, but they insinuate. And his enemies are less subtle. No one really cares that he's a victim, since they all hate him and think he deserves it.

Triple bonus if he turns back to the light and joins the Rebel Alliance eventually, and has to have the world's most horrible conversation with Luke.

Re: Palpatine/Vader, abuse, non-con, sexual slavery

[(Anonymous)]

oh man seconded because of that bonus

Han/Luke, Luke knows nothing about sex, virginity, never orgasmed

[(Anonymous)]

Luke knows nothing about sex. His Uncle and Aunt taught him about romance, but sex was always left out, and the older boys who lived nearby were cruel and told Luke when he was younger that playing with yourself could make you ill or something ridiculous, but it always kinda stuck with Luke. Apart from some wet dreams, Luke's never actually orgasmed.

Fast forward to after New Hope, and Han and Luke are sort of together and are cuddling in bed. Han ends up on top, and they start frotting, and Luke has no idea what's going on but he doesn't want it to stop, and then they cum together and it's so intense Luke cries a little. Then he turns to Han, and is like "What just happened?"

Han decides then and there it's his job to give Luke more orgasms. I mean, no wonder the kid's so whiny.

Re: Han/Luke, Luke knows nothing about sex, virginity, never orgasmed

[(Anonymous)]

someone please

Han/Leia/Luke - Luke Walks in on Han/Leia

[(Anonymous)]

A fic where Luke is staying on the Falcon and in the middle of the night he is awaken by Han yelling. Thinking Han is being attacked Luke grabs his lightsaber and goes to investigate only to find Leia literally riding Han.

At first Luke is at a loss of what to do. Part of him wants to run out of there but the other half is aroused about how Han is being handled. But eventually Luke is caught but instead of throwing him out Leia demands him to stay, knowing how much hotter it will be if Luke is watching them. And basically sits on a nearby chair and jerks off to Han/Leia having rough sex.

+++ Han is tied up during this whole process
++++ [Especially if Han is tied up] Leia spices things up when she finishes and tells Luke to have her way with Han while she watches and touches herself to the scene.

Re: Han/Leia/Luke - Luke Walks in on Han/Leia

[(Anonymous)]

The two bonuses... yes

Fluff, Gen - Skywalkers Twins & New Trio

[(Anonymous)]

I just want some interactions between Luke, Leia, Rey, Finn and Poe.

- Rey excitedly introducing her best friend Finn to Luke
- Finn being in awe of Luke and asking thousands of questions to Luke's amusement
- Poe and Luke talking about flying (and having friendly competitions?)
- Leia talking to Rey about the many things she saw in the galaxy (while doing her hair maybe ? Rey is pretty impressed about Leia many hairsyles)
- Leia and Finn talking about leadership and the First Order over some hot cocoa
- Leia keeping Poe company when he's visiting Finn in the medbay
- Rey, Finn and Poe witnessing Luke and Leia teasing each other and acting like complete children
- Luke and Leia watching over Rey, Finn and Poe and feeling old but happy that the galaxy will be in the hands of those three when they'll be gone

give me all the feels about those five because they're my absolute favorites

Re: Fluff, Gen - Skywalkers Twins & New Trio

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

Any/Any, lazy morning sex

[(Anonymous)]

Because Star Wars involves a lot of running around and being shot at/having lightsabers waved threateningly at them - the characters deserve a moment of (sexy) peace.

Re: Any/Any, lazy morning sex

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

Finn/Poe, Finn gets ripped and Poe can't handle it

[(Anonymous)]

Sooo, I've seen John Boyega's newest instagram post. Boy, Finn's gonna get shredded.
Now I have a burning need for Poe noticing this (maybe he walked in on Finn training, maybe he walked in on him coming out of the shower, etc) and getting soooo flustered.
Maybe this happens more than once, maybe everyone in his squad knows about Poe's huge weakness for muscles and they keep teasing him after they witness him stuttering his way through a conversation with a shirtless Finn.
I'd prefer bottom!Poe if any sexing is going to happen.
also bonus points for Poe having a major manhandling kink.....

Re: Finn/Poe, Finn gets ripped and Poe can't handle it

[(Anonymous)]

Do you happen to have a link to this instagram post? For, umm, science.

Palpatine Punishes Vader

[(Anonymous)]

Shortly after Anakin had his life support suit put on at the end of RoTS, Palpatine decides to punish him big time for his actions of Mustafar. Whether its denying Vader food or medical treatment, or getting beatings and/or raped or Sidious throwing some Sith lightning at him for good measure.

When Vader gets through the torture, he's going to wish he hadn't turned to the Dark Side.

Bonus points if Palpatine starts torturing Vader mentally when he throws Vader's slaughter of the Younglings to his face, by telling him that he wouldn't stoop as low as to murder children.

An additional bonus points if Palpatine throws Padme's death to Vader's face.

Re: Palpatine Punishes Vader

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded

Finn/Poe Gladiator!AU (possible non-con)

[(Anonymous)]

(I mean Empire and Roman Empire isn't that far of a reach...)
Finn has just finished his training to become a gladiator and will soon enter the arena for his first fight.
That's when his master (you can choose if that's snoke, hux or kylo) acquires a new slave, former rebel Poe. Finn only sees him in passing, but it's clear that he has been mistreated (up to you if that includes non-con) and he doesn't even really want to be a gladiator so he frees Poe and they flee.
On the run they meet Rey who has found Poe's loyal pet (dog, horse, ?) BB-Octavius (the name isn't a must......) and together they find the rebel base.
Bonus:
+10 if poe wears a really skimpy outfit (think slave leia only male)
+100 if finn has another name and poe is still the one who names him finn
+1000 if kylo ren tortures the new slave for information about the rebels that want to bring down the roman empire

Re: Finn/Poe Gladiator!AU (possible non-con)

[(Anonymous)]

I love this idea.

Any thoughts on Rey and/or Luke in this AU anon?