Star Wars Kink Meme Round #1

[swkm_mod]

Rules For Everyone:

1. YKINMKATO (Your kink is not my kink, and that's okay.) No kinkshaming or wank/flames/y'know generally being a dick.
2. All Star Wars films and related media are welcome. You can go as obscure as you want. 
3. RPF is allowed
4. All comments must be anon.  Lbr, if it doesn't bother you guys it doesn't bother me.

Rules For Posting Prompts: 

1. Use the subject for your prompt with the pair, general idea, any kinks, or specific requirements.
2. You can post as many prompts as you like, as long as the prompts are different. They can be somewhat similar. 
3. You may second a post, but you may not piggyback and request different specifications from the original prompt.  However, you may create a similar prompt inspired with your own specifications.
4. Cross posting prompts is fine by me. If you've posted prompts at tfa-kink, and they've gotten lost in the mix, you can post them here!
5. You are not allowed to create prompts for the purpose of mocking a previous prompt. I see you. Just don't.

Rules Posting Fills:

1. Warnings are courteous, but not necessary. Use DW Blocker if there is anything you don't want to see.
2. Art and other media fills are welcome.
3. Multiple fills are cool. Therefore, a prompt is considered filled, but still "open."
4. You may post a link to your tumblr/ao3 account/ or any other website as long as it is accessible.
5. You may link to a previously written fic in a comment, but it does not count as a fill. 
6. If you could post [FILL] in the subject of your fill, that would be awesome. Sorry I forgot about this.

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Comments

Snoke/Kylo Ren - Snoke's a dirty old man, voyeurism

[(Anonymous)]

Snoke's a dirty old man, and convinces his apprentice that stirring passions will make him strong with the Dark Side, and convinces him to do kinkier and kinkier things. He never touches Kylo himself, but knows everything that's going on through the Force and perves on it. Kylo doesn't ask enough questions.

I'd love it if it involved things like Kylo wearing a butt plug under his clothes, impact play, tentacles and lots of things going up Kylo's ass.

Re: Snoke/Kylo Ren - Snoke's a dirty old man, voyeurism

[(Anonymous)]

I would have never thought of this in a million years and I desperately need to read it

+1

Luke/Biggs - Post Death Star

[(Anonymous)]

After the Battle of Yavin, whoever's in charge of the Rebel barracks tells Luke he can go through Biggs' things - someone has to do it, and everyone knows he and Luke were best friends, since Biggs hasn't shut up about the kid since he left Tatooine. Maybe he finds some keepsakes from home, or some holos of them he didn't even know Biggs had, or he takes some of Biggs' clothes, even though they're too big, because they remind him of him?

Biggs/Luke, or one-sided Biggs->Luke or Luke->Biggs are all good, I just want something sad.

Re: Luke/Biggs - Post Death Star

[(Anonymous)]

Ow my heart.

Seconded.

AU Vader turns earlier, slave mentality, possible Palpatine/Vader non-con

[(Anonymous)]

AU where Vader turns and joins the Rebellion some time before ROTJ, and he's made the fundamental heel-face turn but is still nowhere near any kind of emotionally healthy. He's spent 20+ years with a master who plays head games and fucks with him for the lulz, who uses medical procedures as a flimsy excuse for torture porn, who's made it clear again and again that he is a thing to be used and not a person. Living with this has become normal, he's used to having NO safe space or personal rights, and he carries all this baggage to his new relationship with the Alliance leadership. It's not that he's hostile or defensive--it's that he's terrifyingly resigned (and *submissive*) to being used and abused.

The Alliance is like, wtf, we did not sign up to to give the evil murderbot therapy when we let him defect. But they are really invested in being BETTER than the Empire, so they can't just let that go on.

Bonus if Vader gets real medical treatment to repair/replace his lungs and reconstruct his face... and it actually makes him more anxious and insecure, because he knows the life support suit was all that kept Palpatine from molesting him for all those years.

Re: AU Vader turns earlier, slave mentality, possible Palpatine/Vader non-con

[(Anonymous)]

Have you by chance read anything by DarthNickels on Fanfiction.net? Those stories deal with a Heel-Face-Turn!Vader dealing with prior trauma from Palpatine while trying to reconnect with his kids etc. and they're really good (although flat-out non-con is not done, the abusive vibes are definitely present).

But anyways, I'd love to see more of this hurt/comfort stuff, so very much seconded!

Vader/Luke; incest

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I'm a terrible person.

Re: Vader/Luke; incest

[(Anonymous)]

Same.

Han/Luke, au scene, flirting, public dirty-talk, awkwardness

[(Anonymous)]

So, in the cantina scene, Ben has just turned away to talk to Chewie, and rather than that random guy attacking Luke for no reason, Luke finds a drink pushed into his hand. It's from this tall, smarmy guy who starts hitting on him like nobody's business, and Luke is interested but totally overwhelmed and aroused, and it all starts to get very x-rated when suddenly Chewie informs Han, "OH GOOD YOU'VE MET OUR OTHER POTENTIAL PASSENGER (i.e. stop dirty-talking to the kid I think I've been speaking with his father who was right behind you two)".

Needless to say, Han does stop right there and then... but maybe makes good on the promises he was whispering into Luke's ear during the journey to the Alderaan system.

Re: Han/Luke, au scene, flirting, public dirty-talk, awkwardness

[(Anonymous)]

+1!!!

Han/Luke, multiple orgasms

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe one or both of them is a virgin or just a bit inexperienced, but I want these two sort of messing about and being absolutely stunned and delighted they can achieve multiple orgasms together, being used to just coming once and that sort of being it for a little while.

Prostate play, anal sex, oral, rimming, anything you want as long as it's not too hardcore.

Re: Han/Luke, multiple orgasms

[(Anonymous)]

I'm surprised you asked for either or both, rather than JUST Luke being inexperienced/a virgin. It seems like EVERYONE has this headcanon that Han's a bit of a slut, and Luke is this pure virgin (which I totally don't mind, but it get's old reading the same stuff all the time!). Major points for thinking outside the box, Anon!

Palpatine/Luke, sexual harrassment, torture, angrydad!Vader

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry not sorry.

AU- The scene in ROTJ is a bit different. Palpatine asks Vader to leave after he escorted Luke there.

Palpatine tortures Luke first with the lightning then he sexually harrasses him.

This is when Vader storms in, and this is why he kills the Emperor.
Vader doesn't die, he comforts his son, and feels that this is all his fault- So he still turns to the light in the end.

Re: Palpatine/Luke, sexual harrassment, torture, angrydad!Vader

[(Anonymous)]

+10000000000

Hux/Kylo Ren, training Hux to resist Force-based interrogation

[(Anonymous)]

Similar to Snape teaching Harry Potter Occlumency, I want to see Kylo training Hux to resist that mind reading trick he does with the Force, just in case he gets captured by the Resistance. In doing so, Hux's humiliating secrets are brought to light, and once Hux learns to resist a bit he manages to see some of Kylo's thoughts the way Rey did. (I'm not sure if it's even possible for someone who's not a Force user to resist the Force, or if mind reading is only a dark side thing, but whatever. I'm sure you can make it work. Maybe Hux is slightly Force-sensitive without realizing it?)

The obvious outcome in my mind is the two of them realizing they both feel the same way toward each other and getting it on, but it can be gen too. I just like to see the two of them feeling all vulnerable and exposed.

Hux's secrets can either be fluffy (he's secretly a cuddler, he misses his Mom sometimes) or more indecent (he fantasizes about Kylo fucking him in front of the bridge crew, etc.), and the same goes for Kylo's secrets.

Re: Hux/Kylo Ren, training Hux to resist Force-based interrogation

[(Anonymous)]

+1!!

Gen, Vader & Luke, Vader raises him, intense father-son feels, angst, slight imprisonment??

[(Anonymous)]

Further warnings: technically stockholm syndrome concerning Luke, as well as unintentional abuse of him mentally as a result of overprotectiveness and paranoia.

Vader raises Luke, keeping him well away from Palpatine and any Imperial entanglements. He's too paranoid to leave him on a planet with a nanny, so keeps him by his side, always. Even most of Luke's nannies are robots, and he's kept confined to Vader's private quarters.

Luke is very naive as a result. He has no idea that daddy is a murderer. Or that there's anything much in the universe except the Empire. Or even that there's a light side and bad side to the force.

And Vader can't ever bring himself to tell Luke the truth. He cannot bear the idea of losing that unconditional love Luke feels for him, the special bond that is completely their own. But he also knows that Luke is becoming lonelier as he's growing up. There were never any other children to play with. And Palpatine is starting to insist he see Luke.

Vader knows he must make a move. So one day, maybe he confesses to Luke, and/or (maybe when a certain Falcon lands on the Death Star), Vader senses a Rebellion presence... and lets them take Luke away from him. It's the hardest thing he's ever had to do.

Summary: Vader raises Luke, keeping him close. Luke is very sheltered and doesn't really know what his father is capable of, but he loves him dearly. When the time comes, Vader realises that if he doesn't want to see Luke die, he must let him go. So he lets the Rebels kidnap his son.

Bonuses:

1. Luke insisting his father is a good man, that it's all a misunderstanding and that he can save him. Everyone just thinks he's been manipulated, which of course he has.
2. Vader cuddling his precious son even though he keeps telling himself he's going to stop.
3. Vader mourning the little girl that he knows was in the womb with Luke.

Please no incest or anything. Don't mind other pairings though.

Re: Gen, Vader & Luke, Vader raises him, intense father-son feels, angst, slight imprisonment??

[(Anonymous)]

This prompt is tragic and beautiful. I wish I was a more confident writer, otherwise I would try to fill it, but I hope someone else takes the bait!

The inevitabke Skippy's List propmt

[(Anonymous)]

So had anyone here heard of Skippy's List? It's a list of things an actual Member of the U.S Army either did or was informed he could not do (because his officers knew him.) It can be found here: http://skippyslist.com/list/

I figure with armies in the Star Wars galaxy, there's room for plenty of of military shenanigans.

Re: The inevitabke Skippy's List propmt

[(Anonymous)]

i actually really, really want this.

AU, Luke and Leia find ou they share a birthday (thhen find out why)

[(Anonymous)]

Luke and Leia find they share a birthday. Someone (coughHancough) jokes that maybe they're secretly twins who were separated at birth amd pretty soon everyone's joking about it. To shut them up, Luke and Leia get a DNA to prove they're not related.

Turns out Han was right for once.

Han/Luke, Luke & Leia raised by Anakin, AU, protective dad

[(Anonymous)]

Anakin/Vader stayed good or turned back to the light some time when Luke and Leia were small. He retreated back to Tatooine or somewhere equally distant to raise his children.

When his children are grown he is a terrifying man who no one dares to cross. Luke sort of gets picked on a bit despite this, and so when Han Solo turns up wanting to take young Luke out, Anakin is in full growly dad mode.

Re: Han/Luke, Luke & Leia raised by Anakin, AU, protective dad

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god yes please!

Finn/Poe Princess Bride AU

[(Anonymous)]

You cannot tell me no one else has compared Poe's "Buddy" to Wesley's "As you wish." Though, honestly, I have no preference for who's Wesley and who's Buttercup. And the more The Force Awaken characters worked in, the better.

Bonus:
Kylo Ren yelling "Inconceivable!" at some point.

Gen, Vader, crack, fluff

[(Anonymous)]

Vader taking a moment to coo over his diddy, pretty little son. Even if said diddy son is now 18 or older.

Bonus for his reaction to even diddier Leia.

Re: Gen, Vader, crack, fluff

[(Anonymous)]

Is this while they are still enemies in regular continuity please say yes.

Seconded either way.

Obi-Wan/Luke, Drunken Dryhump, possible blowjob and Han/Luke

[(Anonymous)]

Basically like the title says, set during ANH, Luke and Obi end up getting drunk and dryhumping, with Luke taking a submissive role.

Optional depending on what you feel like writing: Luke winds up giving him a blowjob.

Bonus points (since I don't think this would qualify as a kink?):
Obi ending up acting like an asshole in some way and Han ending up defending Luke (Protective Han is the best).

Re: Obi-Wan/Luke, Drunken Dryhump, possible blowjob and Han/Luke

[(Anonymous)]

+1 simply because there an't enough prompts about OT!Obi-Wan!

By the way, you could totally have included the 'bonus' as part of the main prompt. There's some prompts on here that are complete gen, so you don't really need to include actual 'kinks' with every one.

AU, Dark!Luke, Vader + Luke, Luke/Leia (accidental incest)

[(Anonymous)]

AU where Darth Vader raises Luke, training him in the ways of the Dark Side, but refusing to let Palpatine train him at all. Frustrated by what he sees as overprotection and restriction, Luke wants to prove himself desperately.

When Princess Leia of Alderaan is captured, Luke is tasked with guarding her. She nearly escapes twice, insults him constantly, and forces him to question the nature of the Empire. He becomes infatuated, and she is reluctantly attracted to him too. Eventually, after her planet is destroyed, he helps her escape.

After a while, Palpatine finally begins training Luke. But now Luke has doubts about the Empire, and more importantly, has come to realise how broken his father has become. He eventually defects to the Rebels, not just because of his own morals and to reunite with Leia, but to help his father find a way back to the Light.

Relationships beyond that are up to the filler.

Re: AU, Dark!Luke, Vader + Luke, Luke/Leia (accidental incest)

[(Anonymous)]

Oooooh this is cool, what a great idea!

Luke/Anakin, non-related modern day AU

[(Anonymous)]

Total crack. I'm about 3000% sure that no one else wants this but I thought of it and now I can't get it out of my head. So I came up with this scenario that I think is way funnier than it probably actually is, where Luke and Anakin are both at the same bar getting wasted and looking for someone to screw because they just broke up with their boyfriends. They end up meeting each other and hitting it off, so they go to one of their houses and are about to have sex...and it turns out that they are both the bottomiest bottoms in the world. Commence arguing. ("How could you not tell that I'm a bottom? Was the whole 'innocent farm boy' vibe not obvious enough for you?")

Maybe they do have sex, maybe they don't. Maybe they flip a coin to see who has to top. ("We are not determining whose dick goes in whose ass by flipping a coin!" "Well I don't see you suggesting any better ideas!") But what I really want is for them to bond and realize they have kind of a lot of stuff in common (grew up in the same shitty town, dead parents, etc.). And to share stories about their exes ("He got super religious and gave me all this bullshit about how he can't have attachments because they'll lead him down the 'dark side.' Whatever the fuck that is." "Oh yeah, well my boyfriend left me for my twin sister.") And then they become bffs.

Honestly I might end up writing this myself because now I want it really bad.

Re: Luke/Anakin, non-related modern day AU

[(Anonymous)]

Ya know.... I read this prompt because it was odd.... and then I liked it XD I can see Anakin at the apartment; "Yeah, I'm a top. a total top. What part of the long hair, black clothes, mommy issues, and the 'I want to call you master'" makes you think I'm a top? Is it because I'm twice your size? Because that's not fair, you are typecasting me and I don't appreciate it"

Luke/Han, Han wins Luke in a game of Sabaac

[(Anonymous)]

So Han somehow wins slave Luke in game a game of Sabaac - only he wasn't expecting to win a slave, especially given his own feelings towards slavery. Luke, meanwhile, is terrified as he can tell Han is attracted to him and just sort of resigns himself to being raped. Han shocks him by freeing him and offering him a job on his ship. Luke accepts cause he's got nowhere else to go but is confused by Han's basic decency.

Re: Luke/Han, Han wins Luke in a game of Sabaac

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. I Want this!

Luke and Leia swap bodies

[(Anonymous)]

This kinkmeme is lacking in body swapping and that needs to change.

Re: Luke and Leia swap bodies

[(Anonymous)]

Omigosh yes. They'd be weirdly comfortable in each other's bodies, right? Especially given the gender swap? And everyone else would be weirded out by how calmly they take it.

Luke/other(s), Luke/Wedge - non-con, hurt/comfort

[(Anonymous)]

OT era, Luke is raped (captured on a mission? hookup gone wrong? other scenario?) and is too ashamed to tell anyone, but very much not alright afterwards. Wedge figures out something happened and there's a lot of comfort with optional healing cock.

Luke/Biggs, Luke/Han, Domestic Abuse

[(Anonymous)]

So a plot bunny attacked:

What if while living on Tatooine Luke was in a relationship with Biggs Darklighter where Biggs was abusive.

The relationship only ended when Biggs left the planet.

Han notices Luke seems alarmed/upset when they run into Biggs at the rebel base, but Luke doesn't tell him what's wrong (maybe only says they had a falling out).

Biggs ends up going after Luke again.

Han starts to notice something's wrong and eventually finds out through either Luke telling him because Han sees the bruises or walking in on Biggs hurting Luke.

Han then proceeds to kick some Darklighter ass and comfort Luke.

Depending on how much you want to write eventual Han/Luke.

Note: How explicit you make the abuse/some details about what the abuse entails (such as non con) is up to you. I'm not triggered by anything so don't worry about that.

Han dealing with repressed Skywalkers

[(Anonymous)]

So Luke and Leia are both kind of sexually repressed and self-conscious and shy about what they want and Han has had enough of being the only person in this OT3 capable of dirty talk. He refuses to keep sleeping with Luke and Leia until they have very vocal demonstrative sex and he gets to both watch and goad them on.

Han watching them strip each other and making them talk about what they like about each other’s bodies and adding his own commentary, they’re not allowed to do anything without saying it out loud first no matter how much they blush ('I want to touch...' 'Please touch me here' - while Han asks 'what does it feel like') . Bonus points if Han has created a monster and they then turn all that newfound talk against him. Talking about him like a piece of meat, about what they want to do to him, how good he feels...

Re: Han dealing with repressed Skywalkers

[(Anonymous)]

This... this is amazing.

Han/Luke, slight Leia/Luke & Leia/Han, jealousy/bickering over Luke instead

[(Anonymous)]

Rather than Luke and Han having the slight little tentative spats over Leia, it's Leia and Han bickering over Luke.

Doesn't have to be a serious crush on Leia's part if wanted (maybe she's just protective of him), but I'd love to see their version of the "You think a princess and a guy like me" exchange. But them being them, they're a bit more vocal about why they think the other is unsuitable. Leia's like: "You're selfish, arrogant; I bet you'd break his heart over a pile of money.", and Han's like: "Me? What about the way you throw him into situations where he can get himself killed? Doesn't sound like true love to me, Princess."

And the two proceed to be all territorial and stuff around Luke, trying to win him over/get his approval and such. Would love for Han to be all flirtatious and lovestruck, but in his own smarmy, dorky, "I'm an older, bigger male, I will prove myself, please, pleasure and protect you!!! rawr!!!", kind of way. Whereas Leia, whether interested in Luke romantically or not, is a bit more grounded and just worries and fusses over him in the way she does.

And Luke, unlike Leia in canon doesn't have initial reservations about being with Han, but is worried about the potential wedge between Leia and Han if Leia feels he's 'chosen' Han over her, but of course Leia and Han are deep down complete bros who can't admit they respect the hell out of each other.

TLDR, Leia and Han scrap over Luke as opposed to the initial canon arrangement.

Re: Han/Luke, slight Leia/Luke & Leia/Han, jealousy/bickering over Luke instead

[(Anonymous)]

D'awww. This should exist, of course everyone wants Luke.

Kanan/any, sex pollen

[(Anonymous)]

Kanan gets hit with sex pollen. He is, of course, totally fine. He's a Jedi. He has control of himself. No, he's not sweating, that's just the lighting. He is. In. Control.

Any, be it one or multiple characters, finds Kanan's denial adorable. And also hot as hell, because Kanan stubbornly pretending everything is cool while he's flushed and dishevelled and really clearly turned-on is damn sexy.

My only stipulation is if Ezra is part of the 'any', that he be aged up/the fic be set in the future, so there's no underage.

Re: Kanan/any, sex pollen

[(Anonymous)]

Yes please!

Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon lives AU

[(Anonymous)]

Darth Maul only wounds Qui-Gon, instead of killing him. Obi-Wan takes the trials and graduates to Knight, and Anakin becomes Qui-Gon's Padawan.

After the shock of almost losing Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan's romantic feelings for him are stronger than ever. And now he's no longer Qui-Gon's Padawan, Obi-Wan's ready to do something about it.